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  1. Listening to "Crazy Clown Time" by David Lynch. It sounds as crazy as his movies look!

  2. Tonight was one of the funniest MopCo shows I've everbeen involved in! If you're in the Capital District and you're NOT at Proctors every Friday night at 8PM, you have to ask yourself one question: Whyever not?

  3. We have a black man in the White House. Isn't it time to put MLK on a dollar bill? I vote for either the $50 (Grant wasn't a very good president anyway), the $20 (Jackson was a serious dick. Ask an Indian), or the $10 (Hamilton can suck Aaron Burr's left nut). Who's with me?

  4. Elvis officially left the building last night at the Curtain Call, but Alexander Stern returned to the Mop and Bucket Company at First Night in Saratoga last night! To my Elvis peeps (Isaac, Tara, Joan, Ralph, Jeremy, and Phil Rice), it was a truly wonderful experience to work with you all. To my MopCo peeps (Kat, Michael, Pete, Joey et al), it was so amazing to be back!

  5. Thank you all for your Birthday Wishes!

  6. Made a steamed plum pudding for the first X-Mas dinner we've hosted at our house. It was too strong for my mom, my mother-in-law and my sister-in-law, but my father-in-law and my wife at it right up. I had two slices, personally...

  7. I may not be David Foster Wallace. I may not be Spalding Gray. I may not be Hunter S. Thompson. But I am still alive. #Not Killing Yourself

  8. Dear People Who Post Bitchy, Passive-Agressive Complaints Aimed At Groups Who Annoy Them: You suck. Seriously.

  9. Tea shops: Another thing that White People like.

  10. Just finished performing an impromptu set with Kat Koppett, Michael Burns, and Peter Delocis (fellow MopCo members, all) at the TEDx Conference in Albany, NY. First, props to Michael for inventing a format on the spot for us to attempt. Second, I need to explore why my improv becomes so goddammed stilted whenever a microphone is involved! Woo hoo!

  11. "Don't you hate being dead? I know I do. It's so boring. It's like waiting in line at the DMV. Why can't they just open another line? I can see people walking around back there, behind the glass. "And why doesn't somebody do something about the meaninglessness of existence? I mean, I've spend literally decades complaining about the little annoyances of everyday life, and what do I have to show for it? It just doesn't seem fair, somehow. "You know what else I hate? Pennies. You alw...

  12. Remember, remember the Fifth of November...the Gun Powder Treason and Plot. I know of no reason the Gun Powder Treason should ever be forgot.

  13. "November has tied me to an old, dead tree...Get word to April to rescue me..." - Tom Waits

  14. Apparently, Steve Jobs' ashes will be mixed with silicone and used to make the processors for 1,000 random iPhone 4S's. You'll be able to tell which ones are him, though. They'll be the ones wearing the black turtlenecks...

  15. New iPhone came out today. iDon't give a fuck...

  16. What do you think would happen if every single person who owes Citigroup money refused to pay their bills? Exactly. Join the Black Friday Revolution. You have the power. All we have do is withhold our money, and we can change the world. It's time to get the moneylenders out of the temple...

  17. So many things to throw on the ground!

  18. Have I mentioned how much I love my Roku? Private channels ROCK!

  19. I'm watching the first episode of "Sherlock," an absolutely BRILLIANT 21st century update of "Sherlock Holmes," a recent BBC series created by two "Dr. Who" writers. "Tim" from the British version of "The Office" is an incredible Dr. Watson!

  20. Really, America? Our greatest outrage is that Netflix raised its prices? How about the fact that the Republicans in Congress just played chicken with our nation's economic well-being? Or the fact that millions of our hard-working countrymen are living below the poverty level? Or that millions more have been out of work for more than three years? Or the fact that we are STILL fighting two ill-advised wars for no other reason than the fact that we don't want to look weak? I can appreciate...

  21. Watching "Mad Men" makes me want to drink whiskey. And listen to Mancini, Bossa Nova, and Bob Dylan. God, the early '60s were cool!

  22. Ok. For all the people who seem to still be confused by this issue: Blondie is the band, not the singer. The singer is Deborah (Debbie) Harry. So, if you went to see Blondie, you wouldn't say, "I saw Blondie last night. She was great." You would say, "I saw Blondie last night. THEY were great." Pronoun trouble...

  23. That shiver you sometimes feel when you urinate (sometimes known as "the piss shivers") is the result of a sudden drop in your body temperature as the urine passes.

  24. I thought that the book Bin Laden would recommend in his last message would be "The Help."

  25. "Every one of them knew that as time went by, they'd get a little bit older and a little bit slower..."

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