Happy birthday, fellow metro-Atlantan! So what's it been - about a year? What's up with that? And why is it 'happy' birthday? Couldn't we just shorten it to 'birthday' the same as we say 'morning' to people at the office? I mean, we don't wish anyone a 'bad' birthday, or even a 'mediocre' birthday. What about a birthday that's just 'par' - not great, not bad - just breaking even?
/seinfeld off
Catch you next year Conrad.