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analogak

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  1. you know, because the albums didn't exist. like if you are choosing the top albums of the 1967-1972 era, choosing a compilation created in 1997 sort of doesn't seem to be pure.
  2. i feel like it is cheating to list compilations (LOAJ for instance).
  3. check out cosmos. it is da best. trust me. though it does have background vocals. and i guess it is retardo to have e-bass on an album with leon spencer since he is da bass man.
  4. and he will say "fusion. more like CON-fusion." or whatever it is he says.
  5. and i did eat a jimmy buffs dog at a devils game last week. i love getting a dog with home fries on it.
  6. hi. what is shitting out of your ass? i think this album is ok but i am surprised no one has mentioned cosmos. i think that is the best of these lou donaldson dates. and i do think on some of these albums, donaldson's tone can be a little weird (especially on ballad tunes) with the varitone. and i am a mellow and relaxed electronics fan. but his tone is a bit funky sometimes (or it is on pretty things, which i listened to yesterday). but my point is i think cosmos is the best and that hasn't been mentioned here.
  7. i pulled out my manual of the planes for some light reading in honor of mr gygax and was made fun of by the young woman who came by later and saw it on my desk. also i have mentioned his passing to a number of my peers and all of then say "who?" i thought everyone played a little D and D. i guess i was weird....
  8. not to cast aspersions on your hypothesis, but i mean when i do laundry i wear dumpy clothes, not stuff i would wear in public. i wear a thin t-shirt so short that tufts of stomach hair jut out of the bottom and i wear oregon state basketball shorts which make it look like i am a very serious basketball player. if i wore this outfit outside, i would look like an idiot. my point being maybe billy dee was wearing jeans because all of his slacks were in the wash. did you ever hang out in his apartment? did you snort a rail so large that your eyes watered and you emitted a moaning sound as you tilted your head back, making sure it all went up your nose while billy dee put on the newest peech boys record and the two of you then headed off to plato's retreat? i bet he did not wear jeans then.
  9. FFA, you seem to take offense! i am a dork too. i am an ivy leaguer. i didn't go there on a football scholarship. no sir. i maxxxed this brain (and was a legacy). then again i have avoided wearing blue jeans since high school. blue jeans and beer are equally bad in my book. i deign to say billy dee never wore blue jeans.
  10. bass is the worst. i would never drink it. their ads have been deplorably annoying with that ruddy chubby guy talking about the red triangle. well that ad was like five years ago but it still angers me.
  11. no, but i did listen to iapetus. which wasn't as heady as i expected. i guess it is more of an album of good playing than deep afro-centric soulful jazz with electric touches as i thought it might be.
  12. i think beer is gross. also sort of dorky (ie sort of suburban guy in blue jeans). i daresay billy dee never saddled up to the bar and asked for a "heifenweizen" or a "stella artois" or a "nut brown oatmeal stout" or any of that guff. malt liquor is cheaper and tastes better. there are malt liquor experts throughout the country with a burning passion for that sweet and less carbonated than beer taste who ship each other their regional selections packed in dry ice. get in touch with these guys and a world of artful and clever labels, great names like "midnight dragon" and "night flight" and some mindblowing flavors like sour apple malt liquor and kiwi strawberry malt liquor, neither of which i deign to try ever again, awaits you, MG.
  13. of course the reviewer didn't mention these guys, but it is true about british drummers-in jazz too. alan jackson, john webb, tony oxley, tony levin, bryan spring, trevor tom(p)kins. john marshall, not my favorite, but him too. others i am forgetting...
  14. jersey red tony soprano kenny gorelick
  15. i got in a fight with a young woman...a short dumpy mama (not white) in the bad sense at a party last weekend when she asked me what i was drinking and i said "a 40" and she said "a 40 of what?" and i said "olde english" and she said "yeah, white people like to drink that" and i was like "no they don't" and she was like "yes they do" and i was like "well i disagree and i am not white, anyway" and she said "you're not? what are you?" and i said "jewish" and she said "then you're white" and then i said "i disagree with everything you are saying" and she said "i'm going to blog about this" and i was about to flip out but my friend who's birthday it was asked me to keep calm so i did, though i did seethe silently for the rest of the night. white people do not like 40s and the only reason i bought olde english was that it was the only brand of malt liquor the nearest bodega offered. but any party (mostly white, generally) i go to, a 40 will get stupid comments like "oh i haven't seen that since college" like it is crazy i would prefer the sweeter and MUCH more economical 40 or two of malt liquor to some sort of cheesy and bitter six pack of "lager" or "ale" when purchasing by booze of choice for the night.
  16. gary, your silver cord has been cut and you are now adrift on the astral plane. beware of ygorl, the slaad lord and any stray vrocks you might encounter on your journeys.
  17. cool. it just seems some people have been bringing a false gravitas to the board recently. the way i feel about tony malaby solos and often joe lovano solos.
  18. but you gotta smile and shake it off. let it go. go drink some buffalo trace and smoke a newport. check on your fantasy team, etc. that is how a real man acts, speaking of phallicity.
  19. sorry pathetic loser is strong but really...who gives a shit about these people and places of the digital past? why keep whining about slights real and imagined? none of this is real or meaningful. it is casual and fun!!!!
  20. bad job outta you guys in a big spot, sounding like pathetic losers having to take unnecessary bitter sour grapes pot shots.
  21. the nineteenth hole (whole?) album is ok...smilin'.
  22. unpromising? hmmm. john brown's body was played a number of times by jazz musicians....
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