Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Yeeesss!!! Orgasmatron works Ten out of 11 women who tested a so-called Orgasmatron reported an increase in sexual pleasure. The electronic implant was named after a machine in the 1968 Jane Fonda film Barbarella. Inventor Dr Stuart Meloy (not related to poster), an American pain consultant, said: "This is the first group research and I think we have demonstrated that it works." One woman in the trial, Mary Clegg, 52, from Hampshire, said: "It certainly did work for me. When I first used it my leg flew up in the air." The device, implanted into the buttocks, is said to produce an orgasm at the push of a remote-controlled button. Patients can pay £9,000 to have two electrodes implanted which are connected by wires to nerves in the spinal cord. With a remote-control they can send tiny pulses of electricity through their spinal nerves, which can lead to orgasm. Dr Meloy, who is to submit the trial results to the journal Neural Modulation, originally used the device to ease back pain. He became aware of the positive side effects when a patient suggested he teach her husband how to 'do that'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Chaney Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Wasn't Orgasmotron the name of the surrogate (?) sex machine from Woody Allen's Sleeper? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 (edited) Wasn't Orgasmotron the name of the surrogate (?) sex machine from Woody Allen's Sleeper? Barbarella Orgasmatron - 1968 Sleeper Orgasmitron - 1973 Edited February 3, 2005 by Phil Meloy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John B Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Motorhead - Orgasmatron 1986 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonym Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Wasn't Orgasmotron the name of the surrogate (?) sex machine from Woody Allen's Sleeper? You called...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonym Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 BTW it's on Channel 4 soon (this week possibly) helping women who've never achieved the Big O. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 BTW it's on Channel 4 soon (this week possibly) helping women who've never achieved the Big O. What is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 BTW it's on Channel 4 soon (this week possibly) helping women who've never achieved the Big O. What is? Barbarella Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonym Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 No sorry, a documentary about this scientists 'work'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Hmm - sounds like maybe this guy might actually be on to something. Might be a good idea to check if he ain't some kind of long lost cousin after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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JSngry Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Well, Phil DID say sounds like maybe this guy might actually be on to something so... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Even if this thing does work they're gonna have trouble marketing it considering there's already this Orgasmatron commercially available for £6.99. Strangely enough you're supposed to stick it on your head. God knows what good that's gonna do but from the look of it I sure as hell wouldn't want to stick it anywhere else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 OK, OK, I finally figured out why this name sounded so familiar. Good, now I get to keep my membership in the "I understand references to Peter North" Club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Even if this thing does work they're gonna have trouble marketing it considering there's already this Orgasmatron commercially available for £6.99. Strangely enough you're supposed to stick it on your head. God knows what good that's gonna do but from the look of it I sure as hell wouldn't want to stick it anywhere else. That's it? It looks like a thing I buy for my guys to pluck citrus off the trees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 I swear I saw it being used as a back scratcher on an episode of "Girls Behaving Badly." (Pretty funny prank - get someone to scratch girl's back; girl proceeds to make orgasmic noises.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 (edited) Even if this thing does work they're gonna have trouble marketing it considering there's already this Orgasmatron commercially available for £6.99. Strangely enough you're supposed to stick it on your head. God knows what good that's gonna do but from the look of it I sure as hell wouldn't want to stick it anywhere else. That's it? It looks like a thing I buy for my guys to pluck citrus off the trees. What hell do you expect for a measly £6.99? Edited February 3, 2005 by Phil Meloy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 At least a squeezed lemon... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Wheel Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Even if this thing does work they're gonna have trouble marketing it considering there's already this Orgasmatron commercially available for £6.99. Strangely enough you're supposed to stick it on your head. God knows what good that's gonna do but from the look of it I sure as hell wouldn't want to stick it anywhere else. My dad actually gave one of those to me as a holiday gag gift this year. It's billed as a "head massager." Dumbest. Gift. Ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catesta Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 I pay more than that for the orange pickers, put me down for a couple dozen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 What? And watch productivity plummet? Don't do it man, DON'T DO IT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 Even if this thing does work they're gonna have trouble marketing it considering there's already this Orgasmatron commercially available for £6.99. Strangely enough you're supposed to stick it on your head. God knows what good that's gonna do but from the look of it I sure as hell wouldn't want to stick it anywhere else. My dad actually gave one of those to me as a holiday gag gift this year. It's billed as a "head massager." Dumbest. Gift. Ever. How'd you get on with it BW? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted February 3, 2005 Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 I thought I heard Bush talking about them just last nite. Through my heavy earlids I hear he has passed some law about these harbourers of pleasure. No/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted February 3, 2005 Author Report Share Posted February 3, 2005 I thought I heard Bush talking about them just last nite. Through my heavy earlids I hear he has passed some law about these harbourers of pleasure. No/ You sure that weren't the Syrians - mind you they tend to not bring him a lot of pleasure at the moment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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