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Simon: Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your captain, Captain Oveur.

Capt. Clarence Oveur: Gentlemen, welcome aboard.

Simon: Captain, your navigator, Mr. Unger, and your first officer, Mr. Dunn.

Oveur: Unger.

Mr. Unger: Oveur.

Mr. Dunn: Oveur.

Oveur: Dunn. Gentlemen, let's get to work.

Simon: Unger, didn't you serve under Oveur in the Air Force?

Unger: Not directly. Technically, Dunn was under Oveur, and I was under Dunn.

Dunn: Yep.

Simon: So, Dunn, you were under Oveur, and over Unger.

Dunn: Yep.

Oveur: Uhh, that's right. Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

Unger: So, you see, both Dunn and I were under Oveur, even though I was under Dunn.

Oveur: Dunn was over Unger, and I was over Dunn.

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