Jim Alfredson Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 Got this in the ole inbox today... Katie, Haven't heard from you in a while, I still think about the last time we made love. You said I had a small penis which hurt my feelings, anyway I would really like to meet up with you again as I have a BIG surprise for you!, that's right I have found a website that promised to enlarge my penis and make it stronger! I didn't believe such a thing was possible lol, anyway now I will be able to fulfil your wild fantasies. Check out the website located here, anyone else you think needs this website send them to it, they are a great team and very helpful. So lets hook up!!, write back as soon as you can! Good Lord, who comes up with this shit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 I get several dozen such spams each day at work. The ironic thing, of course, is that I have no need for "penis enlargement." Every once in a while the "breast augmentation" spams come with pretty pictures. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikeb Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 Yep, I get 'em at work, too. Right alongside the septic tank cleaning spam ... Wish I had gotten in on that X-10 mini camera -- they must be selling a ton of 'em! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 So, what is this website the guy found? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 Right alongside the septic tank cleaning spam ... I get that one too! Now who in the world would buy a septic tank cleaning system over the internet? Besides, I'm in the middle of Los Angeles - their ain't no septic tanks anywhere around here that I know of! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 Reminds me of that Viagra commercial on TV where everyone's asking "New suit?", "Get a haircut?", etc. I always want to yell "NO, you MORONS!! He's got a BONER!!!", but the first time I did that, the wife wasn't amused... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AfricaBrass Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 Reminds me of that Viagra commercial on TV where everyone's asking "New suit?", "Get a haircut?", etc. I always want to yell "NO, you MORONS!! He's got a BONER!!!", but the first time I did that, the wife wasn't amused... Have you seen the Mad TV spoof of the Viagra commercial. The guy walks around knocking things off desks and knocking over glasses. It was pretty funny. Everytime I see the regular commercial, I can't help but think of the spoof. My wife wondered why I keep laughing at it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Use3D Posted March 7, 2003 Report Share Posted March 7, 2003 You know the conversation is picking up in an email when someone uses LOL as if it was everyday language. 'So the other day I'm driving in my truck and lol, I see some deer in front of me get whacked...' Yeah lately the spammers in my inbox seem to know more about my penis than I do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Larsen Posted March 8, 2003 Report Share Posted March 8, 2003 Have you seen the Mad TV spoof of the Viagra commercial. The guy walks around knocking things off desks and knocking over glasses. It was pretty funny. Everytime I see the regular commercial, I can't help but think of the spoof. My wife wondered why I keep laughing at it. Yeah, that was funny - but it was stolen from the movie Road Trip (which, if you're ever in the mood for moronic, adolescent humor, is actually pretty good). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted March 8, 2003 Report Share Posted March 8, 2003 If the penis enlargement spam and the septic cleaning spam came from the same company, I'd be VEEEEEERY afraid to call a plumber next time you had a clogged septic tank. He might be bringin' a NEW kind Roto-Rooter to do the job.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe G Posted March 8, 2003 Report Share Posted March 8, 2003 He might be bringin' a NEW kind Roto-Rooter to do the job.... Well, there is that other spam that I get a few times a week with the subject line of, "Break walls with your big cock!" Talk about your muti-functional unit! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownian Motion Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Sir/Madam, Your situation has been contemplated to the obligatory peoples, and upon wise forethought, we are able to suggest to you the next opening offer. Based upon wise forethought you make the grade to collect a handsome profit on your primary property investment. By completing the next attached form in a timely manner we will be able to finalize our assessment, and we feel certain you will collect not only a better rate of interest, but also a cash return that will fulfill all your holiday needs and more! Please go here to finalize this point of the contract. With kind salutations, Sophie Costello Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Reminds me of that Viagra commercial on TV where everyone's asking "New suit?", "Get a haircut?", etc. I always want to yell "NO, you MORONS!! He's got a BONER!!!", but the first time I did that, the wife wasn't amused... ← Was the wife amused more the 2nd and 3rd time? Did you change it up with "NO, you MORONS!! He's got a HARD-ON! or "NO, you MORONS!! He's got WOOD!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brownian Motion Posted November 11, 2005 Report Share Posted November 11, 2005 Sir/Madam, Your situation has been contemplated to the obligatory peoples, and upon wise forethought, we are able to suggest to you the next opening offer. Based upon wise forethought you make the grade to collect a handsome profit on your primary property investment. By completing the next attached form in a timely manner we will be able to finalize our assessment, and we feel certain you will collect not only a better rate of interest, but also a cash return that will fulfill all your holiday needs and more! Please go here to finalize this point of the contract. With kind salutations, Sophie Costello ← Sir/Madam, Your specific case has been evaluated to the required groups, and upon conscientious reflection, we are able to proffer to you the subsequent offer. Based upon conscientious reflection you make the grade to obtain a handsome earnings on your primary property investment. By completing the subsequent attached form in a timely manner we will be able to settle our evaluation, and we feel positive you will obtain not only a lower rate of interest, but also a cash return that will realize all your holiday needs and more! Please go here to settle this part of the treaty. With kindest regards, Abdul Stephenson Looks to me like Abdul is cribbing his form letters from Sophie. Or perhaps it's the other way around. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guy Berger Posted May 22, 2007 Report Share Posted May 22, 2007 I got a chuckle out of this one: Hello my friend! I am ready to kill myself and eat my dog, if medicine prices here (http://xxxxxxxxxx) are bad. Look, the site and call me 1-800 if its wrong.. My dog and I are still alive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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