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They would need constant reassurance that you're not seeing other domestic appliances.

'Honest, honey, there's nothing going on between me and the toaster...'

Plus, I'd be afraid of catching one of them there computer viruses.

:lol:

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First they'll get you to fall in love with one their damn robots... :angry:

...and the love will only grow during the time that the body part warranty runs out. :angry:

Then they will hit you up good and hard for new body parts. :angry:

They will set up the robot hardware to make you REGRET not springing for the luxury accessory set. :angry: :angry:

And do you think that the damn robot will care when they cut off the heat and repossess the car? She will just laugh and spread her legs out on the street in the snow. :angry: :angry: :angry: :angry:

What if she gets her hands on your credit cards ????? :o

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Hey now.

Teachers don't dress like that.

Goody, that's a student.

Well, OK then.

And I notice she's wearing the "G" for Goodspeak pendant popular among your harem, so don't play dumb. :winky:

"G" also stands for Girl.

And the only harem I'm allowed is the various assortment of female Jazz singers I have in my CD/vinyl collection. Besides, the school district might take exception to having the real kind. :P

sheesh

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