Uncle Skid Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 (edited) Dog=OK. Cat in Shark Suit= Edited May 6, 2013 by Uncle Skid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Dog=OK. Cat in Shark Suit= Don't know which is the more disturbing possibility - that somebody did this while they were stoned, or that somebody did this when they weren't stoned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 So, it'd be OK if they did it AFTER they'd been stoned? Or when they were getting ready to be stoned? Helen: The likelihood of a bad trip is gonna be reduced by 73.2% if we do this. Deirdre: OK Marjorie, get your duck; I'll get sewing. Mary: I'll get the dog; he'll enjoy this... MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Uncle Skid Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Stoned or not stoned wouldn't matter here -- our cat would KICK MY ASS if I tried to put him in a shark suit. The razor sharp talons of doom would insure no humiliating shark suit, and the a happy future for the duck isn't exactly guaranteed, either. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 But the dog looks like it was born in that thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted May 6, 2013 Report Share Posted May 6, 2013 Please Mom, stop buying me underwear!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted May 8, 2013 Report Share Posted May 8, 2013 Purple of my new garden, I wonder, What's your name? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdavenport Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 (edited) Purple of my new garden, I wonder, What's your name? Centaurea montana AKA Knapweed AKA perennial cornflower. Edited May 10, 2013 by rdavenport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chuck Nessa Posted May 10, 2013 Report Share Posted May 10, 2013 Weed. What an amazing thought! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hot scotch&lemon Posted May 12, 2013 Report Share Posted May 12, 2013 (edited) http://gu.com/p/3fn6z ..when you can't sue neighbour's ass on the spot.. Edited May 12, 2013 by hot scotch&lemon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted May 12, 2013 Report Share Posted May 12, 2013 Forsythia - Checked Daffodil - Checked Tulip - Checked Lilac - Checked Lily of the Valley - Checked Centaurea montana - Checked Thanks for your contribution rdavenport Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted May 15, 2013 Report Share Posted May 15, 2013 Who's Ray Kelly? He looks familiar and wears the same glasses as me (except mine have a bar across the top). MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 Finally, Tan Mom has made a music video!!!! http://www.tmz.com/2013/05/19/tan-mom-music-video/ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Litweiler Posted May 22, 2013 Report Share Posted May 22, 2013 This is true: A friend was to teach a course in 18th century French literature one year. I suggested that he make the students study 17th century French philosophers as a prerequisite. That way he could put Descartes before the course. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 Can you squeeze an orange until the pip squeaks? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Litweiler Posted May 23, 2013 Report Share Posted May 23, 2013 Yes, and you can squeeze a blues singer's lemon til the juice runs down his leg. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erwbol Posted May 30, 2013 Report Share Posted May 30, 2013 (edited) Link to Guardian article. She is already an internet sensation with a book deal – and now a movie star in the making too. Let's hope she has thanked her agent. Edited May 30, 2013 by erwbol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 I gave my love a toaster that made no toast. I gave my love a tickin' clock that told no time. I gave my love a speedometer that had no car. My love she took this loving gift and threw it out afar. Oh, so true. So true. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
steve(thelil) Posted June 6, 2013 Report Share Posted June 6, 2013 You can't spell coherence without chewing poisonous plants. Oh yeah, you can. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 (edited) Sam Kinison is back!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5RyQiQUyo#t=10 Edited June 8, 2013 by BERIGAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Head Man Posted June 8, 2013 Report Share Posted June 8, 2013 Sam Kinison is back!!!!!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yv5RyQiQUyo#t=10 Quick......... call the Canine Defence League! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aparxa Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Today, a fill-in-the-blank exercise: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
robertoart Posted June 9, 2013 Report Share Posted June 9, 2013 Is that a younger Allen Lowe with Macca? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erwbol Posted June 13, 2013 Report Share Posted June 13, 2013 Link to Guardian article. She is already an internet sensation with a book deal – and now a movie star in the making too. Let's hope she has thanked her agent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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