Free For All Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 Funny this should be a thread- someone recently sent me these "jazz haikus". Jam session bassist Observes fourteen soloists Contemplates murder Say, do you guys know "Wedding Song" by Kenny G? Buy the damn record Riffing on "Rudolph" Musicians in red and green Learn humlility I'm sending a sub But don't worry, he'll be fine He's fresh from rehab Solo pianist Freed from all constraints of form Heedlessly mangles Jazz nymphs crowd bandstand Offering carnal delights My alarm clock rings Forty-two straight gigs With no requests for "Take Five" Time to call Guinness New Years revelers Here's hoping the stroke of twelve Sends you the hell home That plate of hors d'oeuvres Cost more than we're getting paid Think we underbid? God Bless trust fund gigs Only have to eat ramen For a few more weeks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 Organissimo I cannot avert my eyes A strange attraction Keith Jarrett "Nude Ants" This album really hits me Each time I hear it ...and two from "Gentle Giant" on Jazz Corner that I like: There is no equal No prequel and no sequel To A Love Supreme That Steely Dan riff I loved so much -- it comes from Song For My Father Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 Gene Harris blues man Crescendo building eyes bright I miss him badly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maren Posted October 31, 2003 Report Share Posted October 31, 2003 Wait a minute Chuck, I thnk you want the Super Fly thread. Wait a minute Chuck I think you really wanted the Super Fly thread... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted November 1, 2003 Report Share Posted November 1, 2003 The green & white lost but only by a touchdown the blue got lucky Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted March 16, 2005 Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 Just got sent some computer-related haikus B-) A file that big? It might be very useful. But now it is gone. The Web site you seek Can not be located but Countless more exist. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot. Order shall return. ABORTED effort: Close all that you have worked on. You ask far too much. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Windows is like that. First snow, then silence. This thousand dollar screen dies So beautifully. With searching comes loss And the presence of absence: "My Novel" not found. The Tao that is seen Is not the true Tao-until You bring fresh toner. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your ire. The network is down. A crash reduces Your expensive computer To a simple stone. Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred. You step in the stream, But the water has moved on. This page is not here. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky, But we never will. Having been erased, The document you're seeking Must now be retyped. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulstation1 Posted March 16, 2005 Author Report Share Posted March 16, 2005 the roses are red **** my man is very blue got the nike shoe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheMusicalMarine Posted March 17, 2005 Report Share Posted March 17, 2005 One in four adults Has herpes, warts, or the clap Practice safe sex please For what it's worth I'm clean, and if any of you have an STD, no offense intended. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 Finding this old thread While looking for something else Made me laugh out loud! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Serioza Posted February 20, 2009 Report Share Posted February 20, 2009 (edited) Edited February 21, 2009 by Serioza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mikelz777 Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 A saxophone plays Nurtured by rhythm and keys Unlocking the night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RDK Posted February 21, 2009 Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 alert alert a lert alert alert alert how damn tiresome Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soulstation1 Posted February 21, 2009 Author Report Share Posted February 21, 2009 In my deepest voice Dedicated to 'Rena From Senor Love Daddy Bad Mama Jama Just As Fine As She Can Be Got All The Curves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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