Free For All Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 The most recent one for me is those obnoxious TV ads where they rewrite the lyrics to holiday tunes (to move product). I think Best Buy is the worst offender, but many others have jumped on this evil bandwagon. Happy Holidays everyone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Anything involving The Little Drummer Boy. Can you imagine, after all the hassle of finding a place to stay, ending up with a bunch of animals in a barn, you finally get the baby to sleep, and here's this bozo out beating on his drum, acting like he's doing you a favor... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinuta Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 None. Luckily Xmas doesn't exist in ' pagan' Japan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 None. Luckily Xmas doesn't exist in ' pagan' Japan. Now that's interesting. Christmas does exist in Moslem Senegal. MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jazzbo Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Xmas musak and music everywhere. Ugh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Son-of-a-Weizen Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Xmas musak and music everywhere. Ugh. If only it was the Eddie Higgins 'Christmas Songs' playing in those lobbies/elevators! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
carnivore Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Rudolph the Red Nosed F*ck*ng Reindeer followed by Frosty the S*dd*ng Snowman everywhere you go. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
papsrus Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 Full-page newspaper ads showing otherwise seemingly attractive women wearing white Santa beards. The stuff of nightmares. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 (edited) Rudolph the Red Nosed F*ck*ng Reindeer followed by Frosty the S*dd*ng Snowman everywhere you go. Aw, c'mon, who doesn't love Rudolph: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Py0dsLH9Zck Edited December 18, 2009 by Brad Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AllenLowe Posted December 18, 2009 Report Share Posted December 18, 2009 (edited) I thought this was a food thread - right now I'm having a burger. Edited December 18, 2009 by AllenLowe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Free For All Posted December 19, 2009 Author Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I thought this was a food thread - right now I'm having a burger. I knew this was inevitable, and Allen didn't disappoint. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Van Basten II Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Bad ads, bad music, bad office parties Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noj Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Mellow out the holiday beef with some humor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I think we've already had this discussion, but the worst Christmas tune of all time is the one by Paul McCartney. Thankfully, I've only heard it once so far this year. Amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 Rudolph the Red Nosed F*ck*ng Reindeer followed by Frosty the S*dd*ng Snowman everywhere you go. I remember being bombarded with those two guys years ago shopping in sunny and warm Orlando, Florida over Xmas and it was surreal ! Rudolph was neutered though.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I think we've already had this discussion, but the worst Christmas tune of all time is the one by Paul McCartney. Thankfully, I've only heard it once so far this year. Amazing. I hear it at work at least once a day, usually twice. The heartless bastards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I don't usually have one but this year, some fucking dog has shat on our front lawn and it's freezing. The turd has frozen to the lawn and the ground's so hard that, even if I could get it off the grass, I couldn't dig a hole under the hedge to bury it. So, until the weather warms up, we have to put up with the sight of a turd on the lawn. MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 (edited) I don't usually have one but this year, some fucking dog has shat on our front lawn and it's freezing. The turd has frozen to the lawn and the ground's so hard that, even if I could get it off the grass, I couldn't dig a hole under the hedge to bury it. So, until the weather warms up, we have to put up with the sight of a turd on the lawn. MG I get that quite often. Only - it's quite a sizeable country fox. Their poo smells about 100 times worse than a dog.. Edited December 19, 2009 by sidewinder Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jostber Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I don't usually have one but this year, some fucking dog has shat on our front lawn and it's freezing. The turd has frozen to the lawn and the ground's so hard that, even if I could get it off the grass, I couldn't dig a hole under the hedge to bury it. So, until the weather warms up, we have to put up with the sight of a turd on the lawn. MG I get that quite often. Only - it's quite a sizeable country fox. Their poo smells about 100 times worse than a dog.. That commands the obvious and urgent question: "What animal that frequently strays near urban or populated areas has the most smelly poo?". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kinuta Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 I don't usually have one but this year, some fucking dog has shat on our front lawn and it's freezing. The turd has frozen to the lawn and the ground's so hard that, even if I could get it off the grass, I couldn't dig a hole under the hedge to bury it. So, until the weather warms up, we have to put up with the sight of a turd on the lawn. MG I get that quite often. Only - it's quite a sizeable country fox. Their poo smells about 100 times worse than a dog.. That commands the obvious and urgent question: "What animal that frequently strays near urban or populated areas has the most smelly poo?". All I want for Xmas is a........ blowtorch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matthew Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 It's the continuous Christmas music that sets my teeth on edge, jeesh, I absolutely cannot stand "holiday music" in any manner. The words to 99% of it is on the level crap that is frozen to MG's front lawn. Awful, awful,awful. Christmas is by far my least favorite holiday season. The day itself, and what it stands for religiously is great, but the circus that surrounds it -- Bah, humbug! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sonnymax Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 My beef is with the frustrated Mom in the store who loudly announces to her dawdling kid, "Well then, I'm just going to leave you here." You should see the looks I get when I reply, "Okay, I'll take him." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DukeCity Posted December 19, 2009 Report Share Posted December 19, 2009 (edited) I don't really have a beef, but the title of the thread made me think of: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofadaevDY9w Back when Jay and Dave were still buddies... Edited December 19, 2009 by DukeCity Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 The most recent one for me is those obnoxious TV ads where they rewrite the lyrics to holiday tunes (to move product). I think Best Buy is the worst offender, but many others have jumped on this evil bandwagon. Happy Holidays everyone! Oh yeah, rewritten Christmas songs. Those with Dish network are all to familiar with we DISH you a Merry Christmas! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BERIGAN Posted December 20, 2009 Report Share Posted December 20, 2009 I thought this was a food thread - right now I'm having a burger. I knew this was inevitable, and Allen didn't disappoint. He was going to say his holiday beef was a ribbon tied around his penis, but thank goodness he thought better of that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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