patricia Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (edited) My point has not been to object to a special forum, but just to question the necessity of one here. As I mentioned in a previous post, there are hundreds of such forums available already, where you can let it all hang out, so to speak. PATTY, Allow me to do my Bessie impressions compliments of Albertson: Honey, You fuckin' just don't fuckin' get the whole fuckin' concept for fuck's sake!! For some reason you have it in your noodle that guys just wanna talk about fuckin' and suckin' for the sake of vulgarity. Did it ever cross your mind that JAZZ people wanna talk about that FUCKIN' SHIT by interacting with OTHER JAZZ PEOPLE!!?? "No" you say?? WELL FUCKIN' THINK ABOUT *THAT*, WOMAN !!!...DUH!! DEEP And how is the forum, as it stands now, preventing you from interacting with other Jazz People? DUH indeed. Oh I get it. If a poster is not a jazz musician, but merely a collector/listener/appreciator of the genre, they aren't welcome. Why didn't you say that the site is restricted to that segment and just tell all the rest of us, who merely love JAZZ and enjoy talking to other people about that and other things too should just realize you want to talk to each other? I understand. The problem with that is that you are asking to have a much larger segment, who are, after all, who make jazz what it is, a performance medium, be excluded, so that you can all gaze at your navels, and exchange war stories. Why didn't you say so?? I have no problem with that. That would exclude most of the posters and if that's what you want, fine. One of the most valuable functions of this, and other Jazz sites is to stimulate interest in the music and to give us some insight into the creators of this artform as individuals. If that's not what you want, then that's fine too. Edited January 25, 2004 by patricia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 I feel like I'm addressing the GALLACTICALLY IGNORANT on this issue. For some reason you all think that "THE CHAIR" was a porn forum. Let's get it straight...the "Chair" covered many topics. Topics that would not necessarily be discussed openly without the luxury of anonymity. Let's try a few hypotheticals: Say Jsngry thought every CD Danny D'Imperio ever performed on just sucked the green weenie...would he feel comfortable with stating it here where D'Imperio posts? I don't think so. Under anonymity he would feel to express himself without restriction. Say Conn hated the group Organissimo... would he dare even broach that subject here??...I DON'T THEEENK SOOO!! Re Albertson's book...would anybody here dare say that they thought he was capitalizing on the story of a Negro artist and not giving the proper proceed's percentage to her decendents? You can answer that one for yourself. Let's assume that everyone here thought that Patty was a pathetic loser who needed to shut down her computer and go out and get fucking laid...who here would dare touch that one?? NOT ME, THAT'S FOR FUCKING SURE!! Get off the vulgarity card re a "CHAIR". THAT'S NOT WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT...duh! In short: Get your minds out of the gutter !! DEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Oh I get it. If a poster is not a jazz musician, but merely a collector/listener/appreciator of the genre, they aren't welcome. Why didn't you say that the site is restricted to that segment and just tell all the rest of us, who merely love JAZZ and enjoy talking to other people about that and other things too should just realize you want to talk to each other? I understand. JESUS H. CHRIST !! Man, if there is one person here who DOESN'T GET IT..IT'S YOU!! The term "JAZZ PEOPLE" is not exclusive to only those who play it. Many are subsumed in it's meaning. I give the fuck up. (This is the exact reason why you would most likely be excluded from such a forum). DEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (edited) Not so. Why would you care what I think of you?? The ultimate hypocracy would probably be that you are not the total asshole you paint yourself to be here, but are actually an intelligent, sensitive and ribaldly funny man, who also happens to be a great musician, don't you think?? None of us are only one thing. Why do you seem to want people to loathe you?? I guess that has it's own kick. For the record, I didn't think that you wanted an exclusively porn site. In fact, I suggested that specific forums are legion and available to anyone who cares to look for them. Whatever anyone who posts here wants to say to me, they can say it here. If they are uncomfortable with my presence, or my opinions, they have only to say that. As for whether I should get laid and stop posting, you're here a lot too and unless you're a multi-tasker, you're wasting time posting when you could be getting laid. Do you have a 34 hour day?? I think that you are misjudging me, not only on my apparent prissiness, but my having any sort of opinion of individual posters. They are what they post and are already, for the most part, anonymous. Edited January 25, 2004 by patricia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 ribaldly funny man, Doesn't wear good with age, DEEP! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (edited) Tell you what, though. If a separate anonymous treehouse were to be implemented, Patty's membership is a MUST! We absolutely need someone WHO JUST DOESN'T GET IT!! Where would the fun be if everyone is equally hip? Abbot needs his Costello. Come on DEEP! Heck, I'd cover the costs!!! Edited January 25, 2004 by connoisseur series500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (edited) unless you're a multi-tasker, you're wasting time posting when you could be getting laid. Do you have a 34 hour day?? Boy oh boy...THIS IS LIKE SHOVELLING SHIT AGAINST THE TIDE. For starters I don't have to put any effort into "getting laid". I need only walk into the next room or get in my car and drive into the city for that. In fact, I don't even need to enter the adjoining room. I could summon my mate and then fuck her brains out while continuing to post (in fact I might be doing that right now). You on the other hand.... Re you not ever being offended: Maybe you're not but it is apparent that b-3 is uncomfortable 'cause he don't like the way things have been "going down" on this thread. Your presence actually gets some of us in some DEEP shit and will most likely get me the boot. DEEP Edited January 25, 2004 by DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 unless you're a multi-tasker, you're wasting time posting when you could be getting laid. Do you have a 34 hour day?? Boy oh boy...THIS IS LIKE SHOVELLING SHIT AGAINST THE TIDE. For starters I don't have to put any effort into "getting laid". I need only walk into the next room or get in my car and drive into the city for that. In fact, I don't even need to enter the adjoining room. I could summon my mate and I then fuck her while I'm still posting. You on the other hand.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 unless you're a multi-tasker, you're wasting time posting when you could be getting laid. Do you have a 34 hour day?? Boy oh boy...THIS IS LIKE SHOVELLING SHIT AGAINST THE TIDE. For starters I don't have to put any effort into "getting laid". I need only walk into the next room or get in my car and drive into the city for that. In fact, I don't even need to enter the adjoining room. I could summon my mate and then fuck her brains out while continuing to post (in fact I might be doing that right now). You on the other hand.... Conn, I had to rewrite that. See above for a more descriptive reading. DEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (edited) unless you're a multi-tasker, you're wasting time posting when you could be getting laid. Do you have a 34 hour day?? Boy oh boy...THIS IS LIKE SHOVELLING SHIT AGAINST THE TIDE. For starters I don't have to put any effort into "getting laid". I need only walk into the next room or get in my car and drive into the city for that. In fact, I don't even need to enter the adjoining room. I could summon my mate and I then fuck her while I'm still posting. You on the other hand.... Re you not ever being offended: Maybe you're not but it is apparent that b-3 is uncomfrtable 'cause he don't like the way things have been "going down" on this thread. Your presence actually gets some of us in some DEEP shit and will most likely get me the boot. DEEP How could you possibly know anything at all about my sex life, or celibacy?? I don't doubt for a moment that you have a miriad of possibilities for erotic expression. My parry was merely in response to your unnecessary thrust. So, relax. Nobody is questioning your erotic opportunities, which are of course limitless. I would also like to have put on record that I am ABSOLUTELY OPPOSED to your getting the boot, especially on the strength of anything you've posted so far. There's no blood on the cobblestones. If you are determined to ratchet up the action, in order to tempt the site-Czars, that's up to you. I have never objected to your contribution, but merely reacted to your posts. By posting, we all put ourselves in the crosshairs, as you well know. Your move............ Edited January 25, 2004 by patricia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (edited) your unnecessary thrust. Were ANY of your thrusts necessary, DEEP? (Where' the Hell's GROPE?) Edited January 25, 2004 by connoisseur series500 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (Where' the Hell's GROPE?) Something tells me THE GROPER reserves Sunday mornings for pasting his Blue (not Green) Stamps in the book. Probably been saving up for an 8 track tape deck. DEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 I would also like to have put on record that I am ABSOLUTELY OPPOSED to your getting the boot, especially on the strength of anything you've posted so far. There's no blood on the cobblestones. If you are determined to ratchet up the action, in order to tempt the site-Czars, that's up to you. Nice disclaimer, Patty. VERY NICE DISCLAIMER. It rolls of the fingertips pretty easily when one is in the good favor of the "Site-Czar". Feel comfortable (as well as smug) that you are the site "baby sister" and nobody, ESPECIALLY DEEP, is gonna be allowed to fuck with you or offend you. YOU ARE UNTOUCHABLE !! (That's gotta be a good feeling...ALMOST AS GOOD AS GETTING LAID..or is it a better feeling??..please ELUCIDATE). DEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 I certainly don't think I'm invincible. As for how pleasurable good sex is, well, there's nothing like it. Chocolate, money, nothing compares. There is also nothing more depressing than bad sex. I was facinated, earlier, by your fail-safe method of making yourself essential to a woman's life, by skillfully lying to her with pseudo-passionate declarations of your regard for her. It occurred to me that you seem to think that every time a woman whispered, "You're the best", or "I've never felt this way before", that they weren't stroking your ego because you seemed to expect it. Had you ever thought of that?? Again, maybe I'm totally wrong, but........maybe not. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neveronfriday Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 It's amazing what you guys can spend your time on. I know, Deep, you're rich and all of that and have f*** all to do, but there is got to be other things in your life that require your attention? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (edited) Tell you what, though. If a separate anonymous treehouse were to be implemented, Patty's membership is a MUST! We absolutely need someone WHO JUST DOESN'T GET IT!! Where would the fun be if everyone is equally hip? Abbot needs his Costello. Come on DEEP! Heck, I'd cover the costs!!! Chuckling quietly. Of course I get it. But, Abbott and Costello is not as good a comparison as the Nick and Nora Charles.......from Hell is. To me, it's cyber-tennis. Don't think I haven't received my share of criticism, but it's all stemmed from my insistance that everyone who wishes be afforded complete, censorship-free opportunity to express themselves, however they want. I have defended our thread-originator, on many occasions on boards from which he was eventually banished. As a result, I incurred the wrath of people who thought I was an irredeemable "piece of trash" etc. etc. etc, as one e-mail correspondant called me. This freedom, of course, assumes that those who hold different views, or have a different way of expressing themselves have an opportunity to do that too. That's all I'm saying. Edited January 26, 2004 by patricia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 It occurred to me that you seem to think that every time a woman whispered, "You're the best", or "I've never felt this way before", that they weren't stroking your ego because you seemed to expect it. Had you ever thought of that?? Response, DEEP? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (edited) It's amazing what you guys can spend your time on. I know, Deep, you're rich and all of that and have f*** all to do, but there is got to be other things in your life that require your attention? deus (bag), You must be dumber than a POST (which most of yours are to begin with). I've never worked a day in my life. Anything I have to do can basically be done from where I sit at a computer. I can practice (but of course choose not to), I can fuck, I can write music, I can book gigs (but I choose not to), I can hire musicians, I can take my provender, I can exercise, I can jerk off (but don't find it necessary), I can listen to music, I can write prose, I can bath, I can get haircuts, I can hit on chickies, I can watch television, I can pay bills, make deposits, withdrawals, I can buy anything I need, I can smoke dope, shoot up, get drunk, snort Peruvian Marching Powder,....... A few minor things not available to me at ringside computer: I can't drive my cars, I can't mow my lawn, I can't shovel my driveway and maybe one or two more. In short: THE WORLD IS AT MY FINGERTIPS. DEEP Edited January 25, 2004 by DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 (edited) It occurred to me that you seem to think that every time a woman whispered, "You're the best", or "I've never felt this way before", that they weren't stroking your ego because you seemed to expect it. Had you ever thought of that?? Response, DEEP? FOR CHRISSAKES THAT'S A NO BRAINER. After I get my nut and the right of passage to always get it...WHO GIVES A FUCK WHAT THEY SAY...JUST SPREAD.............................. ........................*WORD* !!........DIG?? DEEP Edited January 25, 2004 by DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Silly me. Guess I should have figured that one out myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neveronfriday Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 It's amazing what you guys can spend your time on. I know, Deep, you're rich and all of that and have f*** all to do, but there is got to be other things in your life that require your attention? deus (bag), You must be dumber than a POST (which most of yours are to begin with). I've never worked a day in my life. Anything I have to do can basically be done from where I sit at a computer. I can practice (but of course choose not to), I can fuck, I can write music, I can book gigs (but I choose not to), I can hire musicians, I can take my provender, I can exercise, I can jerk off (but don't find it necessary), I can listen to music, I can write prose, I can bath, I can get haircuts, I can hit on chickies, I can watch television, I can pay bills, make deposits, withdrawals, I can buy anything I need, I can smoke dope, shoot up, get drunk, snort Peruvian Marching Powder,....... A few minor things not available to me at ringside computer: I can't drive my cars, I can't mow my lawn, I can't shovel my driveway and maybe one or two more. In short: THE WORLD IS AT MY FINGERTIPS. DEEP A regular Howard Hughes. Cheers! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Silly me. Guess I should have figured that one out myself. WHEW !! I'm beginning to worry about you. Is there another football game on today? DEEP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 Silly me. Guess I should have figured that one out myself. WHEW !! I'm beginning to worry about you. Is there another football game on today? DEEP This is still avoiding the main question: Where the Hell is GROPE? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 This is stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
connoisseur series500 Posted January 25, 2004 Report Share Posted January 25, 2004 This is stupid. Wouldn't be the first time I've been stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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