Dan Gould Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 And its available at Sears, only $9.99! Product Description Girlfriend Pillow Do your wife's business trips make you unease at bed time? Perhaps the fact that you don't have her around to shares your dreams makes it harder for you to fall sleep. This comfortable pillow recreates the comfort of having your beloved partner. Thinking about the fact of sleeping alone produce a isolated feeling, especially if you are used to have a soft and comfortable arm or maybe you are enjoy a better sleep when you locate your neck in your girlfriend or wife's breast. This hug pillow has an extension that replicates the soft arm of your partner and also adds a breast-like sensation on the pillow, giving all the contour of your love one. Your days of uncomfortable nights are over. Whether your wife is away working or you broke up with your girlfriend, this hug pillow will maintain the comfort of your sleep. The Girlfriend Pillow imitates the contour of your loved one at your side while you sleep. I particularly like the bit of Engrish I bolded above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
david weiss Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 The breasts need to be bigger if they want this thing to sell.... Maybe they have different sizes.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ejp626 Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Well, that's interesting. They sell a boyfriend pillow too, but it costs $40: http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_09662469000P?mv=rr I can't tell if that is because they assume women have a lower price elasticity and will buy even at the higher price, or if they expect many more men to buy and thus can make it up in bulk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hot Ptah Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Well, that's interesting. They sell a boyfriend pillow too, but it costs $40: http://www.sears.com/shc/s/p_10153_12605_09662469000P?mv=rr I can't tell if that is because they assume women have a lower price elasticity and will buy even at the higher price, or if they expect many more men to buy and thus can make it up in bulk. Interesting that the boyfriend pillow has no secondary sex characteristics, but the girlfriend pillow has breasts. So their marketing research revealed that women only want to cuddle, and men.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted April 23, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Or their market research indicated little demand for man-boobs. Seriously though, are there secondary sex characteristics for men? Women have breast and hip development, what do men have? Bigger adam's apples?What I don't get is the rubber glove on the hand. Is this part of the Japanese fascination with Michael Jackson? Why is she going to bed without taking off the dish-washing gloves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave James Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 (edited) Dan, Is there any way to be sure that the pillow is not programmed to talk? I don't want to get all comfy and then have it ask why I didn't mow the lawn. Also, I can't help but notice the yellow glove. What's up with this? Does the pillow come with a supply of yellow gloves? You know, in case it wants to get busy. Lastly, I couldn't let this go without a baseball comment. I'm sure you can see this one coming like a Wakefield knuckleball: I notice that the pillow only has one arm. That's one more than the entire Red Sox pitching staff. Edited April 23, 2010 by Dave James Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidewinder Posted April 23, 2010 Report Share Posted April 23, 2010 Does it grab the duvet and pull it off you half way through the night, leaving your butt exposed to the cold? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jostber Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 That yellow glove and everything about this pillow feels all natural too me. Guess I must have it. Whether your wife is away working or you broke up with your girlfriend, this hug pillow will maintain the comfort of your sleep. I will not mess around, just some cuddling, and then sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 That has to be one of the funniest things I've seen in awhile. Is the full sized doll next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jostber Posted April 24, 2010 Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 When I get a wife I want her to look a bit like this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted April 24, 2010 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2010 Complete with asymmetrical boobs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted April 25, 2010 Report Share Posted April 25, 2010 Glad to be back home so I can read stuff I didn't have time to look at on hols. This gets my vote as "Thread of the year" MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B. Goren. Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 I think some very important parts are missing. And its available at Sears, only $9.99! Product Description Girlfriend Pillow Do your wife's business trips make you unease at bed time? Perhaps the fact that you don't have her around to shares your dreams makes it harder for you to fall sleep. This comfortable pillow recreates the comfort of having your beloved partner. Thinking about the fact of sleeping alone produce a isolated feeling, especially if you are used to have a soft and comfortable arm or maybe you are enjoy a better sleep when you locate your neck in your girlfriend or wife's breast. This hug pillow has an extension that replicates the soft arm of your partner and also adds a breast-like sensation on the pillow, giving all the contour of your love one. Your days of uncomfortable nights are over. Whether your wife is away working or you broke up with your girlfriend, this hug pillow will maintain the comfort of your sleep. The Girlfriend Pillow imitates the contour of your loved one at your side while you sleep. I particularly like the bit of Engrish I bolded above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 You'll need to go to the Sears in Shubaya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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