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[Greg Waits]

Purses made out of records Okaaaaay..

http://covertocoverp...made-Purses.htm

[Pete C]

There's a guy who does the Brooklyn flea markets who does jewelry made from old 45s.

[brownie]

My choice:

[Pete C]

A mohel retires after 40 years of service and decides he needs something to remind him of his long career, but what? It soon becomes clear to him what it must be.
So next day, he goes to a leather factory and takes with him all the [fore]skin he has saved over the 40 years. He says to the foreman, "I vant you should make me a memento of my years as a mohel."
The foreman assures him that something can be done and that he should come back next week to pick it up.
When the mohel returns, the foreman presents him with --- a wallet. The mohel is shocked and incensed. "I vork for 40 years and all you can make for me is a vallet?"
The foreman replies, "But it is a special kind of wallet. When you rub it, it becomes a suitcase!"

http://www.awordinyoureye.com/category%20jokes%20bris%20and%20mohel.html

Edited by Pete C, 19 July 2012 - 10:58 AM.

[Greg Waits]

My choice (I have a copy of this one)

http://momandpopcult...obmarriage.html

[David Ayers]

Could work...

[six string]

I wonder how many Barry Sadler purses will sell?

[Pete C]

I wonder how many Barry Sadler purses will sell?

Unfortunately, probably more than the Barry McGuire purses.