The Groper Posted February 18, 2004 Author Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 YEE-HAW! Deep's still in Dodge! Ah thought this here town warn't big enuf fer th' tew o' yew an' yer gangs-- Wrangler Tex (and the Cattlemen's 'Sociashun) 'n the Deep Nesters. Lookin' lahk gunplay fer SHORE! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) Ya know how ol' "COW PLOP" got his handle?? Ev'ry time he gets that shit eatin' grin on his puss it looks like.. ....A WAGON TRACK THROUGH A "COW PLOP". Ol' "COW PLOP" don't go fer no ridin' side saddle. (Him and that COW *POKER*, Christiern, ain't gonna be swappin' no spit any time real soon) When he rides inta town it's gonna be HIGH NOON TIME ALL OVER AGIN. DEEP Edited February 18, 2004 by DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Hey, Groper, do you really think there's an "anti-CW bias" here? If so, you need to poke around a bit more. Check out the laudatory posts concerning Bob Wills, Hank Williams, Johnny Cash, Buck Owens, etc. I think you'd be surprised. Is there an "anti-Deep bias" among some of us? Well, yeah; some people just can't stand a noisy smelly drunk. Call it a personal failing if you wish. By the way, sis anyone else bothered by Groper's new "Sad troll" designation the way I am? What the hell's the difference between this and calling a poster a "twerp"? It comes off pretty chicken shit if you ask me. Not that anyone did, of course, but still... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 What the hell's the difference between this and calling a poster a "twerp"? It comes off pretty chicken shit if you ask me. Not that anyone did, of course, but still... When "THE PULERS" sign up a POSTER BOY.... ....THE GIG IS HIS!! I SWEAR..SOME PEOPLE WOULD COMPLAIN IF YOU HANGED'EM WITH A NEW ROPE. DEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Go back in your corner and play with yourself, little man... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Go back in your corner and play with yourself, little man... CASE IN POINT. HE'S REHEARSING FOR THE AUDITION!! Under normal circumstances I would recommend some tutoring from Albertson but this DILD has already got it down. DEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neveronfriday Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 deus(BAG), I couldn't have expressed any more eloquently or succinctly. Jazzmoose is the only DILDY who could possibly fall in a TUB OF TITS and come up....SUCKING HIS THUMB!!(Well maybe not the ONLY Dild....but he's the DILD du jour) CLASP !! DEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Moose, the Hank Williams I mentioned was Hank Williams JR, not the great Hank Williams Sr, dead at twenty-nine, a legend in his own time. Booze and drugs destroyed Hank the first, before it was fashionable, back on New Year's Day, 1953. His entire career was crammed into four years, ALL of it on the road. His compositions, "You Win Again" "Kawliga", "Your Cheatin' Heart", "Hey Good Lookin' ", "Jambalaya", "Cold Cold Heart", "Settin' The Woods On Fire" and "I Saw The Light" among tons of others. Not bad, for a four year career. Jones probably comes the closest, for me, to being a C+W singer, still alive today, with an honest message, who is not an obscenely nouveau riche poseur, much like some politicians who pretend to be ordinary folks. I'm not a huge country music aficianado, but Hank Sr and George Jones are guilty pleasures of mine. "You Win Again" and "He Stopped Loving Her Today" invariably bring a tear to this scribe's eye. Hank Jr is a poseur, compared to his daddy, IMO. So, it's not that I don't appreciate good C+W music. There just isn't much I can get with these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Sorry, Patricia, I didn't notice your reference, only Groper's reaction. I have no use for Jr. either, but see nothing "guilty" in the pleasure of listening to Hank Williams! Or Wills, Bill Monroe, Jimmie Rodgers (the REAL one, of course!), etc. Great stuff! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 TEX "COW PLOP" SHITTER That was a drag about his son, John "L'il Plop" Shitter. Prime of his life, and more sitcommage in store. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) Sorry, Patricia, I didn't notice your reference, only Groper's reaction. I have no use for Jr. either, but see nothing "guilty" in the pleasure of listening to Hank Williams! Or Wills, Bill Monroe, Jimmie Rodgers (the REAL one, of course!), etc. Great stuff! I tend to think of Williams and Jones as as well as Don Gibson, as being the equivilant of some of the great blues singers, both genres having a spiritual kinship with the original jazz singers. REAL C+W, like the original r&b comes from adversity and struggle, but by poor white people, Charlie Pride notwithstanding. The originals were real, expressing first hand experiences much like the troubadours of centuries gone by. They are historians, of a kind, if you will. Stack that against Dwight Yoakum with his posing and tight jeans, big hat etc. and the exorable Hank JR. No comparison. It pains me to hear the commercial dreck that passes as C+W today. No soul. No heart. No passion. Just the deafening sound of CA CHING!!! Obscene!!!! I was actually going to apologize for digressing from JAZZ, when I realized that nobody's really talking about JAZZ on this thread, exclusively, although there has been some passing mention of it. For some reason, I was thinking of Louis Armstrong's totally mirrored bathroom, photographed in LIFE magazine, years ago. Such ostentatiousness, I remember thinking at the time. Of course, that was before we started seeing present day C+W artists' and Rap Artists' houses. Conspicuous consumption, turned into a virtue. Pinky rings with diamonds the size of Victorian glass doorknobs, and gold jewelry by the pound, worn all at once. Tacky. Tacky. Edited February 18, 2004 by patricia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 By the way, sis anyone else bothered by Groper's new "Sad troll" designation the way I am? What the hell's the difference between this and calling a poster a "twerp"? It comes off pretty chicken shit if you ask me. Not that anyone did, of course, but still... Ha... I hadn't noticed that. That's pretty funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couw Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 erm, I believe Moose's point was that he didn't think it was very funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 By the way, sis anyone else bothered by Groper's new "Sad troll" designation the way I am? What the hell's the difference between this and calling a poster a "twerp"? It comes off pretty chicken shit if you ask me. Not that anyone did, of course, but still... Ha... I hadn't noticed that. That's pretty funny. Hey Moose, CLASP !! Looks like you passed phase one of your PULER POSTER BOY audition. Now it's just a matter of gettin' through BIG BROTHER GOOBER !! Once GOOB gives ya' the thumbs up YOU'RE ON YOUR WAY TO THE BIG TIME, KID!! DEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 erm, I believe Moose's point was that he didn't think it was very funny. I realize that and I see where he's coming from. But I think it's funny... I'll probably change it back, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 I didn't know we could get our own titles!!! I now officially put in my request for the "Villiage Idiot" designation. Sincerely, Your Friendly Village Idiot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Yes, we can change your title. I was going to save such an honor for people who get to a certain posting mark, but Sangry's so far ahead of the pack, what's the point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DEEP (GET ME OUT OF MY SKULL) Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Yes, we can change your title. I was going to save such an honor for people who get to a certain posting mark, but Sangry's so far ahead of the pack, what's the point? B, Can we change GOOBER to HERMAN MUNSTER?? (Not that you'd be Eddie Munster or anything like that) DEEP Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couw Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) soundtrack (this is getting ridiculous) Edited February 18, 2004 by couw Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jim Alfredson Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Who is goober? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couw Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 not who, what, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 There is no Santa Claus, just unofficial representatives, in fake beards on every street corner. There is no Easter Bunny, as evidenced by the pictures of him supposedly carrying a basketful of chocolate eggs. Faked, obviously, since rabbits have no opposable thumb. Similarly, there is no BIG BROTHER GOOBER. A goober is a peanut, and peanuts are not in positions of power and authority. So, rest easy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazz Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 Some of those definitions are simply brilliant. My fav? goober yur dumb friend dat don't know sheit Mike is a goober definition provided by Hot Diggity. The definition of goober or other words, or any other opinions expressed by Hot Diggity do not represent the sentiments of this poster or the Organissimo posting forums. The surgeon general has determined that definitions may cause loose stool. Void where prohibited. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
patricia Posted February 18, 2004 Report Share Posted February 18, 2004 (edited) Some of those definitions are simply brilliant. My fav? goober yur dumb friend dat don't know sheit Mike is a goober definition provided by Hot Diggity. The definition of goober or other words, or any other opinions expressed by Hot Diggity do not represent the sentiments of this poster or the Organissimo posting forums. The surgeon general has determined that definitions may cause loose stool. Void where prohibited. Love it. Love it!!! OR to quote one of our own frequent and succinct posters, DUH!!! Although it's always risky to describe someone else as a goober, or as less than brilliant. We never know when any one of us, having said something really stupid, may have to take over the wearing of the designated GOOBER HAT. I believe that it is a purple and puce beanie, with eighteen giant plumes affixed. Edited February 18, 2004 by patricia Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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