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When I first saw the title of this thread I thought to myself, "Crap. Here's another recently deceased jazz artist that I've never heard of". Anyway, I love nuts, and that's not just because I'm a clinical psychologist. Trader Joe's 50% lower sodium peanuts are great to eat when I'm watching baseball. I used to enjoy pistachios with my Dad. With his arthritic hands, I was the "designated sheller". I also like assorted nuts, as long as there aren't too many peanuts in the mix. Trader Joe's has a "Just A Handful of Simply The Best Almonds, Cashews & Cranberries Trek Mix" that comes in small snack bags.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his dick. The bartender asks him why, and the pirate replies, "Argh, it’s driving me nuts."

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