Full Version: BLUE NOTE on front page of BILLBOARD
***DID ANY OF YOU GUYS SEE THE PICTURE OF THE ARTICLE? IT IS SO GODAMMN UNREALISTIC AND FUNNY. THE 1ST DUDE IS A BLACK DUDE AND HE IS WEARING AN "INDESTRUCTABLE SHIRT". THE NEXT DUDE IS WEARING A 'THE REAL MCCOY SHIRT' AND HE LOOKS LIKE A WHITE GEEKY GUY. NEXT UP ON THE GUYS' RIGHT, IS A HOT CHICK, AND SHE IS WEARING A BLACK 'UNITY' SHIRT, AS IN LARRY YOUNG'S LATE 60S BLUE NOTE ORGAN MASTERPIECE, UNITY. I AM TELLING YOU GUYS. I DONT KNOW IF THATS A GOOD IDEA TO BE SENDING THE SIGNAL ITS ALLRIGHT FOR HOT CHICKS TO WEAR UNITY SHIRT. DID ANY OF YOU GUYS ACTUALLY SEE THAT PICTURE? IF I SAW THAT CHICK WALKING DOWN THE STREET I WOULD HAVE TO INSTANTLY FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER. CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT THEY ARE TRYING TO GET AWAY WITH!
| QUOTE (ariceffron @ May 9 2004, 09:34 PM) |
| IF I SAW THAT CHICK WALKING DOWN THE STREET I WOULD HAVE TO INSTANTLY FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF HER. |
moron.
Upper-case jizz all the way thru.
Don't tell me y'all don't know Aric. What, are you suprised by his delivery? 
The Blue Note shirts are printed on cheap fabric, not the Beefy T or Anvil quality you'd expect at $20 a pop. If you do order them, buy the XXLs if you wear XL--these things run small.
The Blue Note shirts are printed on cheap fabric, not the Beefy T or Anvil quality you'd expect at $20 a pop. If you do order them, buy the XXLs if you wear XL--these things run small.
seriously though, i like the new concave (or is it convex) look the hot chick gives to UNITY thanks to her giant tits!!!
Definitely convex. 
Love him, or hate him -- Aric's just Aric. And, IMHO, it's a hell of a lot more fun to love him (even if you don't condone him).
love can get awfully tiresome
| QUOTE (couw @ May 10 2004, 02:38 AM) |
| love can get awfully tiresome |
WHEN IT'S ALL IN CAPS.
| QUOTE (7/4 @ May 10 2004, 08:41 AM) | ||
WHEN IT'S ALL IN CAPS. |
the CAPS seem to make the content invisible.
moronic shit hidden in bad form is still moronic shit, only worse.
******DEAR BLUE NOTE RECORDS::: if hot chicks with big tits start wearing blue note shirts like depicted on this months 4-24-04 BILLBOARD magazine, people are going to go crazy for having two good things combined into one and it might cause too many people to go nuts. so please do not put these following lps on shirts ever:
---Dimentions & Extensions (sam reevers)
---The Rumproller (lee morgan)
---Free Form (db)
---The complete Grant Green Quartet sessions with sonny clark, vol. 1
---Dimentions & Extensions (sam reevers)
---The Rumproller (lee morgan)
---Free Form (db)
---The complete Grant Green Quartet sessions with sonny clark, vol. 1
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the CAPS seem to make the content invisible. moronic shit hidden in bad form is still moronic shit, only worse. |
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that's the way it's done son...
| QUOTE (couw @ May 9 2004, 11:38 PM) |
| love can get awfully tiresome |
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Shit. I thought Spinal Tap did that tune.
7/4:
Man, when do you sleep?
Man, when do you sleep?
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that's the way it's done son... |
| QUOTE (ariceffron @ May 10 2004, 07:01 AM) |
| ---Dimentions & Extensions (sam reevers) |
Who???
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| ******DEAR BLUE NOTE RECORDS::: if hot chicks with big tits start wearing blue note shirts like depicted on this months 4-24-04 BILLBOARD magazine, people are going to go crazy for having two good things combined into one and it might cause too many people to go nuts. |
Dear Blue Note Records:
I say unto you, hear my words and understand me well.
The saying, "Too much of a good thing" is not just a cliche.
Nay, I say verily unto you, thou shalt NOT clad bountiful maidens in Reid Miles' cover designs, for the combination of such wonderment can twist men's souls into lustful knots.
| QUOTE (clementine @ May 10 2004, 04:06 PM) |
| ARIC, BROTHER-- DUDES GOT PISSED AT YOU FOR THE TONE OF SEXUAL AGGRESSION; MANY CHICKS DO DIG THAT, OF COURSE (THEY LOVE TO FUCK TOO) BUT ** ONLY ** AFTER YR INVOLVED WITH 'EM TO WHATEVER DEGREE... SHOULD YOU SEE A BUXOM GAL IN A UNITY SHIRT-- AND I URGE YOU TO NOT MISS THE MANY BEAUTIES OF SMALL-CHESTED WOMEN, WHOM I PERSONALLY PREFER-- THE BEST PLAN OF ACTION IS TO INTRODUCE YRSELF & EXPRESS YR ADMIRATION & ENTHUSIASM ABOUT THE SUBJECT/IMAGE OF HER SHIRT. (FORGET THE TITS FOR NOW, TRUST ME.) THEN, IF ALL GOES WELL, SHE'LL THINK ABOUT FUCKING THE SHIT OUTTA YOU LATER IF NOT RIGHT THEN & EVERYONE WILL GO HOME BAREFOOT. ET IN ARIC PAX, clem |
ubu
Aric, Aric, Aric, from board to board some things just never change. 
if i saw ANY hot chick with small tits in a blue note shirt, she would get equal attention as a hot chick w/ big tits in a blue note shirt. I'm an equal oppurtunity harrasser!!
| QUOTE (ariceffron @ May 10 2004, 01:48 PM) |
| if i saw ANY hot chick with small tits in a blue note shirt, she would get equal attention as a hot chick w/ big tits in a blue note shirt. I'm an equal oppurtunity harrasser!! |
That about sums it up: in his own words.
| QUOTE (Brad @ May 10 2004, 09:12 PM) | ||
That about sums it up: in his own words. |
What a shame he's allowed to pollute this board with this crap.
| QUOTE (J.A.W. @ May 10 2004, 09:28 PM) | ||||
What a shame he's allowed to pollute this board with this crap. |
what an even bigger shame that people seem to enjoy it
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what an even bigger shame that people seem to enjoy it |
Pretty sad.
I don't think anybody gets a kick out of him. Short of giving him a holiday from the Board or ignoring his posts, there isn't much to be done.
Then there's the historical perspective. Who recalls the Blue Note ad campaign with the lovely woman laid out by her portable record player, album covers fanned across the floor, and the one she's holding looking admiringly at is Cecil Taylor's "Conquistador"? I love that kind of marketing! I didn't see the "original" campaign, but it was reprinted in every album sleeve Blue Note brought out in the 1980's. That's quiet sarcasm if ever there was any. If Blue Note is buying ad space in Billboard, cool biz: thank you Nora Jones! If you have a problem with marketing, remove it from your life and see what information has come to you without it.
Oh yeahhhhhhhhh!!!!! i remember that chick. I think the original ad was like: the sound of '67 with blue note or something. thank you for introducing the historical persepective!
What actually ever happened to Deep?
He's doing fine. He's not here!
| QUOTE (wesbed @ May 10 2004, 03:16 AM) |
| 7/4: Man, when do you sleep? |
That was the end of a long day.
record concert. go home and chill at computer in the middle of the night. wake up at 12:30 pm.
I'm waiting for the line of Grandassa panties to hit the market myself.
Jsnngyrgy: if u had a youre own jazz lp, it would be called: Jazz for a furry day
| QUOTE (ariceffron @ May 10 2004, 11:28 PM) |
| Jazz for a furry day |
okay
As long as it ain't Jazz for a Bushy Day -- you might be confused with a neo-con propagandist.
Hmm, I wonder why more women don't participate on jazz forums?
i think it's due to a lack of commitment.
| QUOTE (b3-er @ Apr 14 2004, 09:53 PM) |
| I'm not necessarily offended, but I don't think this is the place for it either. We are trying to attract a diverse membership, including women, and this isn't really a good way to do that. That said, just like with our member "Saxophone Vagina", I'm not going to censor you. If you like it, keep it. But I've been to some forums where members have gone overboard and have actual porn pictures in their avatars and sigs. It's supposed to be a professional audio forum and it's just childish. It's your call, dude. |
on the other hand i think chix really dig on this:
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| DOGFuck Bush, DOGFuck Rumseld, DOGFuck Rice & DOGFuck "the troops" of Abu Ghraib |
i googled the lead in and the only one that really stuck was the first.
| QUOTE (alankin @ May 11 2004, 05:59 AM) |
| Hmm, I wonder why more women don't participate on jazz forums? |
Now why could that be?
Will someone PLEASE post a pic of that damn t-shirt ad already!
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