Aggie87 Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 "******DEAR BLUE NOTE RECORDS::: if hot chicks with big tits start wearing blue note shirts like depicted on this months 4-24-04 BILLBOARD magazine, people are going to go crazy for having two good things combined into one and it might cause too many people to go nuts. so please do not put these following lps on shirts ever: ---Dimentions & Extensions (sam reevers) ---The Rumproller (lee morgan) ---Free Form (db) ---The complete Grant Green Quartet sessions with sonny clark, vol. 1" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 "MY DREAM IS TO GO BEHIND THE COUNTER AND EAT THE DOUGHNUTS THE SECOND AFTER THEY COME OUT OF THE GLAZING PART OF THE CONVEYER BELT, BUT BEFORE THEY GO INTO THE DRYING PART. I WANT TO EAT THEM RIGHT OFF THE BELT UNTIL I CANT EAT ANY MORE." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 "IN THE NEW MOVIE LAWS OF ATTRACTION, IN THE CREDITS, ONE OF THE IRISH MUSICIANS CREDITED IN ONE PART, IS MICHAEL FITZGEREALD. IS THAT YOU. IF SO DID U GET TO MEET JULIANNE MOORE. HOW WAS SHE TO DEAL WITH" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 "OH MY GOD. I AM SO HAPPY. YOU GUYS WONT BELIEVE WHAT I GOT IN THE MAIL TODAY FROM A FAR AWAY COUNTRY. FUCKING: WARNE QUARTET IN ENGLAND, 75, LEE AND WARNE, THE VERY NEXT DAY, AND THEIR BAND, 2 CDS OF WARNE AND SAL MOSCA QUARTET IN 1979, THE LEGENDARY 11-22-81 VILLAGE VANGUARD SHOW IVE BEEN LOOKING FOR FOREVER. WARNES BEST SHOW EVER. LEE AND ZOOT IN ENGLAND IN 1958 (BONUS) AND WARNE QT. AT DONTES, 1985. EXCUSE ME NOW I HAVE TO GO JIZZ ALL OVER MYSELF" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 "rvg is sonically better but in a bar fight ron mcmaster would kick his ass" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sahara Blue Orchestra Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 The funniest parts are the translations by MilesDavis. Was that the screen name used by Ghost of Miles back at the former Blue Note bulletin board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 "JUST DONT WEAR YOUR ELO T-SHIRT OR LEONARD FEATHER WILL CASTRATE YOU WITH A BUTTER KNIFE" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aggie87 Posted January 12, 2005 Author Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 "herbie is crazy--- why in the hell would he donate his fairlight out of all his instruments. i know its outdated. but still. what if he ever wants to use his fairlight now he needs to go to the smithsonian" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted January 12, 2005 Report Share Posted January 12, 2005 The funniest parts are the translations by MilesDavis. Was that the screen name used by Ghost of Miles back at the former Blue Note bulletin board? No, he was GoM then, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 "no but he talked about when hes sandwiching a chick w/ another dude hes usually on the bottom and he doesnt like that cause sometimes he was saying the 2 dudes, their balls slap against eachother" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 "no but he talked about when hes sandwiching a chick w/ another dude hes usually on the bottom and he doesnt like that cause sometimes he was saying the 2 dudes, their balls slap against eachother" Did he really post that? Someone should point out that if balls are slapping against each other, it really doesn't matter if you're on the bottom or not ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
couw Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 "no but he talked about when hes sandwiching a chick w/ another dude hes usually on the bottom and he doesnt like that cause sometimes he was saying the 2 dudes, their balls slap against eachother" Did he really post that? http://www.organissimo.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=8820 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Meloy Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 "YOU GUYS ALSO SUCK BECAUSE YOU DONT HAVE THE ELO CARDBOARD SPACESHIP HANGING FROM YOUR CEALINGS LIKE I DO" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gould Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 "no but he talked about when hes sandwiching a chick w/ another dude hes usually on the bottom and he doesnt like that cause sometimes he was saying the 2 dudes, their balls slap against eachother" Did he really post that? http://www.organissimo.org/forum/index.php?showtopic=8820 Ah yes ... forgive me, but the reference to 'sandwiching' made me think of LD and his "sammitch" and honestly, that didn't sound like something LD would have mentioned in the infamous phone call. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
neveronfriday Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 (edited) Guys, it's funny and all, but I think it's enough. Leave the guy alone already. Sucks! Actually, I think someone should delete this crap. Sorry, but again I think it's just bad taste/style. Edited January 13, 2005 by deus62 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brad Posted January 13, 2005 Report Share Posted January 13, 2005 Even though some of this crap is funny (funny like I can't believe he wrote that) and I posted a couple of things, I have to agree with deus. It's as if we're picking on him. It's not like one of those roasts. We should delete this or move on. I'm sure we all say stuff that's a little outrageous. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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