Received from a friend: ____________________________________________________________________ A jazz musician got to a gig early and the club owner said, "You're early! What happened?" The musician quickly replied, "I underslept!" +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ A very intense, self-absorbed saxophone player is sitting at the bar after playing all night. A beautiful woman shyly approaches him and says, "Excuse me, I hate to intrude, but I just have to tell you