Brownian Motion

Cookie Coogan John Cougar Mellencamp Cat Stevens Dawg Deputy Dawg Barney Fife

Emmylou Harris Lou Harris George Gallup Elmo Roper Elmo Cookie Monster

Lauren Bacall Lauren Hutton Ralph Lauren Lorne Lofsky Herb Ellis Emily Remler

Vanilla Ice Freddie Mercury The Queen Mum

Emily Bronte Emily Dickinson John Dickinson (for my fellow Pennsylvanian Brownian Motion) "John Dickinson lived one of the most extraordinary political lives of all of the founding fathers. It is perhaps only because of his steadfast opposition to American independence that he is not celebrated with the likes of Washington, Jefferson, and Franklin."

Wilbur Charlotte Charlotte Bronte

It makes perfect sense from a Darwinian perspective. To the tune of "You're Some Pretty Doll". You're so ugly, oh! so ugly You're some ugly chile The clothes that you wear are not in style You look like an ape every time you smile Oh how I hate you, you aligator bait you why don't you lay down and die? You're knock-kneed pigeon-toed box-ankled too there's a curse on your family and it fell on you Your teeth are yeller, who's your feller? You're some ugly chile. Words and music apparently by Clarence Williams.

Jack Albertson Alberta Hunter Onterrio Smith Canada Lee Paul Robeson Butterfly McQueen

Michael Learned Schoolboy Cleve Albert Einstein Niels Bohr Hans Bethe Hansel & Gretel

That's what I figured. But I thought I might be missing something.

Give give give.

Colonel Mustard Colonel Sanders Allen Lowe Alan J. Lerner Frederick Lowe Lerner & Lowe

Ed Rollins Lynn Nofziger Jim Brady Diamond Jim Brady Pearl Bailey Ruby Keeler

Ralph Kramden Ed Norton Emperor Norton Norton Simon Simple Simon Simon Legree

King Curtis King Oliver King Kolax Vernon Duke Margaret "Countess" Johnson Earl Grey

My opinion is that you're being set-up. Don't send them any money until you are absolutely certain that their check has cleared.

It seems to have occurred to these high IQ swindlers that potential swindlees may grow a bit suspicious after receiving a couple dozen emails about account-trouble at banks they not only don't have accounts at but have never even heard of. Thus the new explanatory sentence, which I've put in bold. ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Dear valued Union Planters member, Due to concerns, for the safety and integrity of the online banking community we have issued the following warning message. It has come to our attention that your Union Plantersr account information needs to be updated as part of our continuing commitment to protect your account and to reduce the instance of fraud on our website. If you could please take 5-10 minutes out of your online experience and renew your records you will not run into any future problems with the online service. However, failure to confirm your records may result in your account suspension. Once you have confirmed your account records your internet banking service will not be interrupted and will continue as normal. To confirm your bank account records please click here. <http://unionplanters.upib.org/upib/index.php> Note: This e-mail was sent on behalf of the online banking community, if you do not have an online banking account with Union Planters then this message does not apply to you and you may ignore this message. Thank you for your time, Union Planters Billing Department.

Barnabas Collins Jonathan Frid Johathan Livingston Seagull Barbara Seagull Barbara Hershey Barbara Carroll

Tim Salmon Rod Stewart Alex Riel Captain Hook Linus Pauling My Creole Belle

Monkey "Pay-Per-View" Study Could Aid Understanding Of Autism DURHAM, N.C. -- Researches have found that monkeys will "pay" juice rewards to see images of high-ranking monkeys or female hindquarters. They say their research technique offers a rigorous laboratory approach to studying the "social machinery" of the brain and how this machinery goes tragically awry in autism -- a disease that afflicts more than a million Americans and is the fastest growing developmental disorder. In an article published early online by the journal Current Biology, Duke University Medical Center neurobiologists Michael Platt, Robert Deaner and Amit Khera describe experiments in which they gave male rhesus macaque monkeys juice rewards for glancing at either a neutral target on a computer screen or images of other monkeys. By systematically varying the juice rewards and the images -- including a gray square, higher-ranking or lower-ranking monkeys and female hindquarters -- the researchers could precisely measure how much reward a monkey would "pay" to see which images. The researchers found that the monkeys would forego a significant amount of reward to see an image of a higher-ranking monkey or of female hindquarters. In contrast, the monkeys had to be "paid" more juice to view lower-ranking monkeys. http://www.primates.com/monkeys/brain.html

Chano Pozo Dizzy Gillespie Fats Navarro

Quinn the Eskimo Maggie Mr. Tambourine Man General William Booth Charles Ives Carl Ruggles

Thurman Green The Jolly Green Giant Pete Jolly Jolly Roger Roy Rogers Roger Roy

Pope Benedict XVI Benedict Arnold Arnold Palmer Thurman Arnold Allen Granberry Thurman Judith Thurman

Penny Marshall Michael Stivic Meatloaf Wavy Gravy Tony Rice David Grisman