Brownian Motion

Lynn Cheney Dick Cheney Dracula

Long, Huey A. Philip Randolph Go Go Girl

Led Zeppelin Zeppo Marx Zippy

March, Hal April Stevens May, Elaine June Taylor June Allyson June Wilkinson

Robert Iler Jamie-Lynn DiScala Edie Falco Han Solo Indiana Jones Jack Ryan Ryan's Daughter All My Sons Rosemary's Baby

Rosie O'Donnell Melissa Ethridge Ellen DeGeneres Elian Gonzales Janet Reno Alberto Gonzales

Peter S. Beagle Bay Buchanan John Updike

Tom Cruise Ann Archer Isaac Hayes

The Peanut Butter Conspiracy Big Brother and the Holding Company The Sopwith Camel

USAID NAFTA World Bank

Gabor Szabo Gabby Hayes Rutherford B. Hayes Hayes Alvis Wellman Braud Bill Johnson

Elmer Fudd Fud Livingston Livingston Taylor Taylor Branch Branch Rickey Bill Veeck

The Thin Man The Fat Man The Man

Satchmo Jack Armstrong Jack Shit

Tone Deaf Deaf Smith Smuckers

Armstrong Williams Ann Coulter Jayson Blair

Miff Frink Miff Mole Mole

Stereojack Jack of All Trades Master of None Happy Birthday!

I find it peculiar that the NYT felt compelled to comment on this death at all. Had this been a second-tier television celebrity about to do a ten year stretch for child molestation I doubt the Times would have peeped, never mind offering up the possibility of hypothetical penances now never to be realized. I guess the Times is just demonstrating the predjudices of its editor's class.

Tom the Piper's Son The Pied Piper of Hamlin Rufus Harley

Penn Gillette Billy Joe Shaver Patricia Barber The Barber of Seville David Seville Flying Purple People Eater

Papa John Creech Mama Martha Hanson The Mamas and the Papas

This picture gives a whole new meaning to "some meaty brobblopps in between".

He was like a character from a Harold Robbins novel: a kindly, ministerial exterior cloaking a ruthless, predatory business animal. I'm not sure who got the last laugh here.