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THE GROPER, Yeah, that shit curdles if you don't get it out. I'm seein' Dr. Rooter to have my Johnson stunted. The fuckin' thing is out of control. Patty is pretty horny most of the time. You don't have to be Kobe (beef) Bryant to sus that out. Maybe she'd go for you. Where the fuck do you live? She'd probably catch a bus or a snowmobile, or dog sled...or anything JUST TO GET LAID!! DEEP

DEEP: Can't find the WOD site, but then again I'm pretty limited in my computer skills. If my guess is right, though, Patty has a whole lot more to offer than her suggestive comments here. It seems quite significant that she's apparently the only female posting. I know I'm being drawn into her "web" and apparently she's got you to a stage of blithering, foaming SEMEN OVERLOAD! No wonder you need to see your urologist tomorrow.

THE GROPER, Obviously you haven't seen PATTY. There is a photo of her over at THE WOD'S (WEBMISTRESS OF DEATH). The only thing a tight sweater would do for her is MAKE HER ITCH!! It appears she hasn't got enough ass to keep her CLAM OFF THE SHEETS..... .....but if your thing is chasing your chickies around the shower (so they can actually get wet) well then... ....PATTY IS YOURS !! DEEP

DEEP: I see you're in "green with envy" mode again. Let's try not to make this our own mutual rivalry. It's obvious that Patty is an exhibitionist who loves to prance and tease before the whole Organissimo crowd. All I'm saying is--GO FOR IT, PATTY! TAKE IT ALL OFF!

Let's see, Zihuatanejo--is that near Guantanamo or Guantanamera? And what's a "Bloviation kit?" Does any of it relate to Patty's history of dildoes? Why is she up to (only) her hips in snow and cold? Doesn't she have a remedy or is it a simple cry for help? C'mon, Patty, you were just hitting your stride with the teasing--Give us something we can really get off on!

OH YEAH, FUCK THE GROPER. ANYTIME I WANT PATTY, I CAN *HAVE* PATTY. DEEP

Christ, why did I get involved in this discussion? Thanks for the Public Service Announcement, Patty.

HALLELUJAH! The thread that was hanging by a thread is resuscitated--thanks to to the INSTIGATOR's and PATTY's unquenchable need for foreplay. I might be jealous, DEEP, but I have to hand it to you--her rhododendron antennae are back at attention and her posts are getting deliciously creamy. It's a voyeur's dream: S/M with no orgasm in sight. Whatever's currently got you out of your skull, KEEP INGESTING!

PATTY, PATTY, PATTY, When you're dining out with Prince Charming (aka Mr. Right) and he looks across the table into your eyes as he's doing a puppet show with the LOBSTER CLAWS... .....THE WHEAT AND CHAFF WILL HAVE GONE THEIR SEPERATE WAYS....DUH!! Until such time said Puppet Show occurs might I suggest you go easy on your vibrator (what is it you named it??....STUDLEY HUNGWELL??). Canadian electricity is at a premium. Was STUDLEY the reason for last year's blackout!!??? YOU SHUT THE WHOLE FUCKING NORTHEAST DOWN WHILE FLAILING AND THROBBING WITH *STUDLEY* !! DEEP ( I have to stay permanently fucked up) DAMN!! Did I single-handedly [so to speak] cause the East Coast power failure and is that common knowledge?? I blush. I haven't chosen names for any of my household appliances. Should I?? I don't name my plants either. But, I have been known to speak softly and seductively to my rhodedendron, when he seemed a little limp. He perked up almost immediatly. I like to think my words of encouragement and firm but gentle stroking, directly on his leaves helped.

PATTY, PATTY, PATTY, When you're dining out with Prince Charming (aka Mr. Right) and he looks across the table into your eyes as he's doing a puppet show with the LOBSTER CLAWS... .....THE WHEAT AND CHAFF WILL HAVE GONE THEIR SEPERATE WAYS....DUH!! Until such time said Puppet Show occurs might I suggest you go easy on your vibrator (what is it you named it??....STUDLEY HUNGWELL??). Canadian electricity is at a premium. Was STUDLEY the reason for last year's blackout!!??? YOU SHUT THE WHOLE FUCKING NORTHEAST DOWN WHILE FLAILING AND THROBBING WITH *STUDLEY* !! DEEP ( I have to stay permanently fucked up)

BITE, Yeah, she's the same chickie who posts at the WOD's (Webmistress of Death). As a result of her posting every spare moment of her rancid Canadian existence on every jazz website on the internet, Patty hasn't been laid since the JOHNSON administration... ...and I mean ANDREW JOHNSON !! DEEP (I stay permanently fucked right out of my brains on one controlled substance or another) Agenbite, Guilty. Yes, I do occasionally post on JC, as well as on one other board. I haven't noticed any problems, I have been hampered by my strange addiction to work, so as a result, I haven't been posting anywhere. much. Although I'm of course touched by our thread originator's concern for my sensual well-being, he needn't worry so much about it. QUALITY, not quantity, when it comes to intimate contact, has always been my credo. The alternative is my hair getting messed up and somebody else's sweat all over me, for no good reason. Yuchh. As a result, I've decided to stop using the approach "May I offer you no-strings-attached sex?" in bars and clubs. Attracts too much chaff.

BITE, Yeah, she's the same chickie who posts at the WOD's (Webmistress of Death). As a result of her posting every spare moment of her rancid Canadian existence on every jazz website on the internet, Patty hasn't been laid since the JOHNSON administration... ...and I mean ANDREW JOHNSON !! DEEP (I stay permanently fucked right out of my brains on one controlled substance or another)

SORRY, PATTY, Despite your charming assessment, I didn't save any of it. I'd be willing to bet that KROESEN saved every word. Why not E mail that prick. Note my new log in name. I forgot my password and also the password for my hotmail. Any PM to me have not been read as I forgot how to get on with that log in. GONE! DEEP (I Stay Fucked UP) (I can't wait to see this message mirrored) My apologies if you took offence to my comment. The ongoing saga, to which reference was being made, was funny, ribald and very creative. Your ego is very healthy, if somewhat outsized. Which assessment do you object to?? I'm surprised that your skin is so thin, considering what your comments to me have been. Charming isn't the word I would use to describe your cavalier summing-up of me.

SORRY, PATTY, Despite your charming assessment, I didn't save any of it. I'd be willing to bet that KROESEN saved every word. Why not E mail that prick. Note my new log in name. I forgot my password and also the password for my hotmail. Any PM to me have not been read as I forgot how to get on with that log in. GONE! DEEP (I Stay Fucked UP) (I can't wait to see this message mirrored) Whassup Sir. Deepness?

SORRY, PATTY, Despite your charming assessment, I didn't save any of it. I'd be willing to bet that KROESEN saved every word. Why not E mail that prick. Note my new log in name. I forgot my password and also the password for my hotmail. Any PM to me have not been read as I forgot how to get on with that log in. GONE! DEEP (I Stay Fucked UP) (I can't wait to see this message mirrored)

Well it's been a nice ride but all good things must come to an end. With the Masterhit in place there is no point in expressing oneself openly. With over 21,000 views to date I find myself the General Macarthur of Organissimo. "Just a poster who tried to do his duty as he saw fit. Old posters never die, they just fade away" I bid you a fond farewell. I hope Patty finds happiness with her new playmate. THE GROPER, As Lester Young would say when accepting a sideman for a gig, "The slave is yours, baby". I hope Patty, Albertson, The Groper, Stapleton and the entire "No No Nanette" set are happy. I CLOSE THE IRON DOOR. GONE. DEEP

BRING IT, CHANCROID! ...BUT DON'T EXPECT A "ROAD MAP TO (A) PIECE" OF ME! PEER deep INTO YOUR CRYSTAL (FRAGILE) BALLS, FOCUS ON YOUR FATE AND FOLLOW THE YELLOWMOTHERFUCKIN BITCH ROAD! I'LL ZORRO YOUR SORRY SGT. GARCIA ASS UNTIL YOUR TOILET SEAT "SLEEPS." SLAP THE CHAINS ON THAT MODEL A CUZ YER GONNA NEED SOME TRACTION IN MY DRIVEWAY! PATTY'S MINE!!!!!!!

THE GROPER, MAN, YOU ARE REALLY STARTING TO PISS ME THE FUCK OFF. WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU LIVE ANYWAY?? THERE'S NOTHING BETWEEN US BUT AIR AND NOTHING HOLDING YOUR SISSY ASS BACK BUT FEAR AND COMMON SENSE, SO TELL ME WHERE THE CHRIST YOU LIVE AND I'LL GET IN THE CAR *TONIGHT* !! YOU'RE GONNA LEAVE PATTY THE FUCK ALONE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!! YOU'RE BIGGEST NIGHTMARE... DEEP

Here we go. Patty gets herself a *CHAMPION* and now she wants to STAND BY HER MAN!! Figures. DEEP

Et tu, Conn ( a linguist)?? That's right, Conno, suck up to the "New Fish". I may be a "has-been" but this jive motherfucker is a *NEVER WAS* !! b-3, Blow this new asshole oughta here. He's nothin' but trouble. He's already driven Albertson completely off the board with his obstreperous polital comments. Not to mention the lude overtures he's been layin' on Patty...(disgusting). We don't need his kinda shit in "YOUR HOUSE"...DIG?? Time to shut him down, son. And I for one won't miss the dickhead one fucking bit. DEEP

The Groper, I've just returned from a fitting at my Sports Sock Maker's shop. It was a grueling fitting so much of the wind has been taken out of my sails. I would like to say this as delicately and succinctly as possible.. ...DON'T TRY TO SUCK UP TO PATTY. IT DOESN'T CUT ANY ICE AROUND HERE. Re your comment about her having "hair" on her chest...after you get a little insight into her personality I'm sure you'll come to the conclusion that, as a bi-product of her prudence, the old saying, "You don't see grass on a playground" will take on a new dimension. It's a safe bet that Patty's chest, in the raw, looks like she's wearing an ANGORA SWEATER !! DEEP

Conn, I will admit that THE GROPER and I are on the same track re politics but his fawning approach with Patty is working on my central nervous system. You'd think the prick was ZORRO or somethin'. If you ask me he's turning out to be a first class asshole. I think he should stick to politics and leave the chickie-logue to me. SGUD is just plain naive. Why ANYBODY would pay to produce their own recording is beyond me. Too many chumps out there to wrench on for anybody with a modicum of brains to even consider slappin' down DIGIT for a project. Just my take on the scene. DEEP

No, DEEP, not trading stamps--clipping coupons. I really get off on using my supermarket discount card on special items and then hammering the appropriate coupon on the check-out counter and screaming, "GIN! YOU pay ME!" to the cashier. Frankly, I was enervated by yesterday's group identity crisis. I'm amazed that the USUAL GANG OF IDIOTS continued into the evening, but that's a matter of my lack of stamina in a new asylum. I see why DEEP wants the CHAIR or TREEHOUSE or HE-MAN WOMAN-HATER'S CLUB or whatever. It's the HOUSE OF MIRRORS effect: Real people, their opinions, experiences, attitudes, IDENTITIES get distorted in a delightfully chaotic way. This is truly outside-the-box thinking, visionary even. DEEP, you're a genius--psychedelia without drugs. B-3, this is a BIG opportunity for you--and I'm not talkin' CD sales. You could be a cyber-pioneer. With Conn500 on board we might be talking PARALLEL UNIVERSE. JS: You are the zen master of humor, also a natural for this DEEP concept. Patty: I think you should be invited along for the ride. You're like me--VIRTUAL's good enough for jazz, in both senses of the word. Deus: What's your "god" reference? I think DEEP might be hasty in disqualifying you from his HAVEN. WARPED SPEED! UP, UP AND AWAY!

Nice disclaimer, Patty. VERY NICE DISCLAIMER. It rolls of the fingertips pretty easily when one is in the good favor of the "Site-Czar". Feel comfortable (as well as smug) that you are the site "baby sister" and nobody, ESPECIALLY DEEP, is gonna be allowed to fuck with you or offend you. YOU ARE UNTOUCHABLE !! (That's gotta be a good feeling...ALMOST AS GOOD AS GETTING LAID..or is it a better feeling??..please ELUCIDATE). DEEP

Tell you what, though. If a separate anonymous treehouse were to be implemented, Patty's membership is a MUST! We absolutely need someone WHO JUST DOESN'T GET IT!! Where would the fun be if everyone is equally hip? Abbot needs his Costello. Come on DEEP! Heck, I'd cover the costs!!!