Arrested for his Frosted Brownies

[Randy Twizzle]

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho Mar 9, 2005 — A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

[PHILLYQ]

COEUR D'ALENE, Idaho Mar 9, 2005 — A teenager has agreed to admit to three counts of disturbing the peace after anonymously sending semen-frosted brownies to a fellow student. The recipient shared the treat with two other teens, police said.

They said the 17-year-old Coeur d'Alene High School student was upset after a prank in which the other student put peanut butter in his cheese sandwich days before. He told a school resource officer that "he hated peanut butter and it made him more mad than he could explain," according to the police report.

The teen later told School Resource Officer Jeff Walther that he got the idea of putting his semen on the brownies from the movie "National Lampoon's Van Wilder," in which characters send pastries filled with dog semen to a fraternity house.

The student was arrested and booked into a juvenile detention center. He has since been released on a judge's order that he has no contact with the students who ate the brownies.

The youth is to be sentenced on April 4 on the three misdemeanor counts, which are each punishable by up to 90 days in detention, prosecutors said.

The victims' parents were notified and the children were tested for anything that could have been transmitted through the body fluid, although Panhandle Health spokeswoman Susan Cuff said the chance of the students' health being affected would be "extremely remote."

School Superintendent Harry Amend declined comment on any school discipline against the teenager.

Why didn't they just kick his ass and leave it at that? Now we have courts, schools, criminal records, etc. involved over a stupid prank. At least that's how folks settled stuff like that before we became lawsuit/arrest happy.

[Guest ariceffron]

OF COURSE SOMETHING LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN IN CORE-D'ALENE IDAHO, THE NAZI CAPITOL OF NORTH AMERICA.....

[wolff]

Why didn't they just kick his ass and leave it at that? Now we have courts, schools, criminal records, etc. involved over a stupid prank. At least that's how folks settled stuff like that before we became lawsuit/arrest happy.

Too simple and workable and no one gets paid.

Edited March 11, 2005 by wolff

[Free For All]

I would have thought Rice Krispie treats might have made a more viable vehicle, although the requisite additional quantities of the key "ingredient" required (to create appropriate levels of chewiness) might have proven to be an insurmountable issue, at least on a short-term basis.

At which point it might be preferable to go to plan B- fudge.

[rachel]

wow, Free.... you've certainly put a lot of thought into this....

[catesta]

wow, Free.... you've certainly put a lot of thought into this....

He was still on a birthday high.