Today's TOP TEN

[scottb]

Top 10 things to do while the board is being upgraded:

10 - Reaquaint yourself with the family. Find out who's living in your house. "Hon, Why is there an old lady in the den?" "That's your mother Dear, she moved in back in the fall after her hip surgery."

9 - Go outside! Enjoy a walk in the park. Maybe even participate in physical activity. (Please talk with your doctor before initiating an exercise program)

8 - Watch the news. You may learn something or even be inspired to enter the Political Forum when the board returns. (I recommend FOX news to get the no spin spin.)

7 - Knock a few items off the old honey do list. This will earn brownie points with the boss (read wife) and perhaps allow more future minutes on the board once it's back up.

6 - Go practice your instrument.

5 - Visit other jazz sites online and try to find other organissimo members so you can bemoan the fact the board is down.

4 - Go shopping on ebay, dusty groove, CD Universe, half.com or whereever else you get your tunes. (I recommend ORGANIC VIBES from Joey D.)

3 - Drink some beers (I figured I'd include it since some of you are going to do it anyway!)

2 - Listen to some of the dozens of discs you've received but haven't even opened yet!

1 - Keep hitting the refresh button until the board comes back up!!!

[Rooster_Ties]

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