Song for my Dentist

[Alon Marcus]

If I expected pain when first you drilled, blame it on my tooth.

If only just for you did I exist, blame it on my tooth.

I believed in everything, like a child of three.

You meant more than anything, all the world to me.

If you were on my mind both night and day, blame it on my tooth.

If I forgot to eat and sleep and pray, blame it on my tooth.

And if I cried a little bit when first I saw the price,

Don't blame it on my teeth, blame it on my eyes.

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

If I expected pain when first you drilled, blame it on my tooth.

If only just for you did I exist, blame it on my tooth.

I believed in everything, like a child of three.

You meant more than anything, all the world to me.

If you were on my mind both night and day, blame it on my tooth.

If I forgot to eat and sleep and pray, blame it on my tooth.

And if I cried a little bit when first I saw the price,

Don't blame it on my teeth, blame it on my eyes.

V nice

Now try Dinah Washington's "Long John blues".

"Well I went to Long John's office

And I told him the pain was killing.

Well I went to Long John's office

And I told him the pain was killing.

He told me not to worry

That my cavity just needed filling."

Etc, etc

MG