The Magnificent Goldberg Posted January 19, 2007 Report Posted January 19, 2007 January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!! ! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!! ! March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on packet ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!! June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?? October - Hate M &M's .... they are so hard to peel. November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh" ... like there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! Hope it's a better year next year....... Quote
Man with the Golden Arm Posted January 19, 2007 Report Posted January 19, 2007 why should you run away from a blond who throws a pin at you? she might have a hand-grenade in her mouth. Quote
Scott Dolan Posted January 19, 2007 Report Posted January 19, 2007 March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!" Quote
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Posted January 19, 2007 why should you run away from a blond who throws a pin at you? she might have a hand-grenade in her mouth. MG Quote
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