The Magnificent Goldberg Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels... Helllloooo!! ! Bottles won't fit in typewriter!! ! March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid ... wrong instructions on packet ... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!! June - Tried to go water skiing ... Bummer ... couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition ... learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm ... car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it?? October - Hate M &M's .... they are so hard to peel. November - Burned turkey. Baked it for 4 1/2 days. Instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108! December - Couldn't call 911 ..."duh" ... like there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year!! Hope it's a better year next year....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Man with the Golden Arm Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 why should you run away from a blond who throws a pin at you? she might have a hand-grenade in her mouth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scott Dolan Posted January 19, 2007 Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 March - Got really excited! Finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months ... box said "2-4 years!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Magnificent Goldberg Posted January 19, 2007 Author Report Share Posted January 19, 2007 why should you run away from a blond who throws a pin at you? she might have a hand-grenade in her mouth. MG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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