talking dog

[kenny weir]

A bloke sees a sign in front of a house in Luton: "Talking Dog for Sale."

He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back garden. The bloke goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do," the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told MI5 about my

gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country,

sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years

running." "The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't

getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a

job at the airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering

near suspicious characters and listening in." "I uncovered some

incredible dealings there and was awarded loads of medals. Had a wife,

a few puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The bloke is amazed. He goes

back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog. The owner says,

"Ten pounds."

The bloke says, 'This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you

selling him So cheap?"

"Cause he's a fuckin' liar. He's never done any

of that stuff."

[Free For All]

[Gary]

ive heard a different version of this before , In the version i heard the dog goes on to say he used to frequently visit a web site or two & post he was a surgeon & that he knew Muhammed Ali ..............

[catesta]

[DrJ]

Must...clean...water...off...computer terminal...spit...when...laughing....too...weak....

[RDK]

If you check out snopes.com you'll find that this story is nothing more than an urban legend. There's no such thing as a talking dog...

[Shrdlu]

But there was a talking horse, of course.