Silly joke thread

[slide_advantage_redoux]

A man was lying in bed with his wife late one night. His wife was asleep when he reached over and softly began to run his hands alongside her side, around her curves, past her hips and down to her legs. Then he reached over and ran his hand inside of her thigh, gently tracing her form.

She stirred and started to become aroused. She repositioned herself. He continued for a few more seconds, running his hand to her upper thigh. About this time she was beside herself with desire.

Suddenly he stopped and rolled back to his side.

As the television turned on she sat up, noticeably perturbed.

In a frustrated tone of voice she asked "Why did you stop!?

Without looking away from the television he calmly replied:

"I found the remote"

Edited July 22, 2007 by slide_advantage_redoux

[Herb]

A funny story from the pages of real married life...........

[Van Basten II]

Good one

[Big Al]

A man was lying in bed with his wife late one night. His wife was asleep when he reached over and softly began to run his hands alongside her side, around her curves, past her hips and down to her legs. Then he reached over and ran his hand inside of her thigh, gently tracing her form.

She stirred and started to become aroused. She repositioned herself. He continued for a few more seconds, running his hand to her upper thigh. About this time she was beside herself with desire.

Suddenly he stopped and rolled back to his side.

As the television turned on she sat up, noticeably perturbed.

In a frustrated tone of voice she asked "Why did you stop!?

Without looking away from the television he calmly replied:

"I found the remote"

Must've been newlyweds. Most women, the question would've been "What the hell are you doing?"

Sometimes, it's not even a question, it's an answer: "No."

I am NOT speaking from personal experience here, FYI.