Who writes this stuff?

[Big Al]

I know it's only RealPlayer, and the artist descriptions are generally useless, but every now and then you get a gem like this one, describing Charles Earland:

"Recreating walking basslines with his organ peddles, Earland's music is gritty, soulful and funky."

A surreally humorous way to start a Friday....

[Christiern]

To peddle one's organ is—in some parts of the world, Weehauken, NJ, for example—considered to be a gritty, soulful and funky thing to do.