economic wisdom from the moscow times

[alocispepraluger102]

Tipsy turnover

If you had invested $1,000 in Delta Airlines a year ago, you would have $49 today; $1,000 in AIG a year ago, $33 today; in Fannie Mae, only $2.50 today.

But, if instead you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer a year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would have received $214. Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle. It's called a 401-keg.

[Serioza]

They wrote also that scientists in Moscow made fried chicken lay eggs.

Edited December 23, 2008 by Serioza

[The Magnificent Goldberg]

Poached, boiled, coddled, scrambled, omelette or fried?

MG

[Serioza]

Poached, boiled, coddled, scrambled, omelette or fried?

MG

http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/a5b3dd024...-from-jstancari

[Claude]

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily and recycle.

Well, not the best, but also not the worst.

Better Smirnoff than Madoff