Create your own Conspiracy!!!

[BERIGAN]

I'm sure someone will force this into the politics forum, but it won't be me!

http://www.wired.com/magazine/2010/02/pl_print_conspiracy

Are you kidding me? Michael Jackson's death was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that Celebs never die untimely deaths!. And have you noticed that Bankers has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking why did his skin turn white? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of fluoride is controlling our minds aren't swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; the Sham-Wow Guy is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because Look at what just happened to Corey Haim. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear.

Edited March 11, 2010 by BERIGAN

[Dan Gould]

Not as much fun as the Dusty Groove Mad-Libs but I'll play:

Are you kidding me? The premise behind the movie 2012 was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that Nostradamus never mentioned the Mayans. And have you noticed that James Cameron has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking about the coming Ice Age?? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of the Symbionese Liberation Army aren't swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; Santa Claus is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because I saw Santa buying sunblock. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear.