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it still remionds me of the :alien: opolis saga ..

what ever happened to the "book deal " ??

I took the advance digit and never finished the book.

In short: I fucked them over...and it felt good.

DEEP

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ArrgggHHH, this thread is not, nor was it ever intended to be about music, for Chrissakes.

There is another forum to talk about that shit...and it ain't here. Talking about music on this thread just derails its intent....it tends to make the thread antiseptic...HOMOGENIZED!!

Over 16000 views have sought Sex, Drugs, Sin, Abuse, Misogyny, Lust, Abuse, Booze, etc. DON'T TAINT IT WITH THAT COPIED ENCYCLOPEDIA OF JAZZ JIVE.

Why not start up a thread of your own to talk about jazz? People aren't clicking on this thread for THAT!!

The last thing that this thread should be is about JAZZ.

BTW: Fuck pocketless "shrouds". I want the green digit stuffed in every oriface I have. My wife wants me to take a check but that is not gonna happen...I'M TAKIN' IT ALL WITH ME!!

As my father often told me, "MONEY AIN'T THE ONLY THING IN LIFE, BUT IT'S WAY AHEAD OF WHATEVER IS IN SECOND PLACE!!"

DEEP

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I kinda like my women yellow too. ;) Well, woman (singular.) No divertimento. One is enough. Had my fun when I was a young man.

DEEP's got DEEP appetites.

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Hey, the next time y'all meet someone who's too white, I know this little seafood restaurant in Laguna Beach that will give her hepatitis. :)

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When it comes to women, I am in total agreement with Deep and Conn. That's the main reason I have stayed in Tokyo all these years (the jazz CD availability being a distant second).

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So, I'll go.   Clearly you'd rather talk about yourself, your accomplishments and your women.  It's your thread and I'm an unwelcome intruder.

PATTY,

I don't think you get it, honey.

I started this thread to get away from all the people who take offense to my vulgarity (kinda like bein' in the back o' the bus). Your posting of all those music trivia/facts invites all my detractors to stop by and be offended. Why don't you talk about music on a music thread? In that way all the DEEP HATERS won't be tempted to fall by here and start puling about my subject matter. For Chrissakes, pretty soon Organissimo is gonna start getting complaints about me and I'm the one who sought assylum in this sanctuary.

I'm sure your posts would be appreciated, just NOT HERE.

BTW: Nothing is more PRETENTIOUS than someone pointing out their humility (wearing it on their sleeve so to speak). For the deletion of your post containing said transgression...CLASP !!B]

Now if you wanna post something interesting, get a digital camera and let's see some ASS!! You certainly are not an "unwelcome intruder", you've just come to a sex orgy dressed in an evening gown...DIG??

GET FUCKING NAKED !!

DEEP

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WHERE'S THE GROPER??

DEEP

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HERE'S A REAL QUICK FIX TO THOSE MUSLIM COCKSUCKERS:

JUST BEFORE WORLD WAR I THERE WERE A NUMBER OF TERROIST ATTACKS ON UNITED STATES FORCES IN THE PHILIPPINES BY MUSLIM EXTREMISTS. GENERAL "BLACKJACK" PERSHING CAPTURED 50 TERRORISTS AND HAD THEM TIED TO POSTS FOR EXECUTION. HE THEN HAD HIS MEN BRING IN TWO PIGS AND SLAUGHTER THEM IN FRONT OF THE NOW HORRIFIED TERRORISTS. MUSLIMS DETEST PORK BECAUSE THEY BELIEVE PIGS ARE FILTHY ANIMALS.

SOME OF THEM SIMPLY REFUSE TO EAT IT, WHILE OTHERS WON'T EVEN TOUCH PIGS AT ALL OR ANY OF ITS BI-PRODUCTS. TO THEM, EATING OR TOUCHING A PIG, ITS MEAT, OR BLOOD ETC. IS TO BE FOREVER BARRED FROM PARADISE (AND ALL THOSE VIRGINS) AND DOOMED TO HELL. THE SOLDIERS THEN PROCEEDED TO SOAK THEIR BULLETS IN PIG BLOOD AND COMMENCED TO EXECUTE 49 OF THE TERRORISTS BY FIRING SQUAD. THEY THEN DUG A HOLE AND DUMPED IN THE DEAD BODIES AND COVERED THEM WITH PIG BLOOD, ENTRAILS ETC. THEY LET THE 50TH MAN GO. FOR THE NEXT FORTY-TWO YEARS THERE WAS NOT A SINGLE MUSLIM TERRORIST ATTACK ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD.

IT'S FUCKING TIME TO REPEAT THIS SEGMENT IN HISTORY, DEFINITELY IN IRAQ AND ANYPLACE ELSE WHERE WE GET THE FUCKING SANDCHUCKS.

WE NEED A BLACKJACK PERSHING AND ......KERRY AIN'T NO BLACKJACK...DIG??

OF COURSE CHRITIERN AND PATTY DON'T AGREE WITH THIS. 9/11 WAS JUST A QUIRK OF FATE.

DEEP

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Well, well, well--dim bulb on the marquee,eh? Sorry to give that impression, Your Deepness. You're wrong, of course, but I'll try to keep my indignation to a minimum. Obviously, you ARE the marquee and guard your status jealously, yea RABIDLY. You are a provocateur par excellence, even though some other posters repeatedly take your bait, stale as it is.

Patti, Patti, Patti--I'm delighted you missed me, and only slightly offended at your curt dismissal of my previous comments. You apparently have some of the contentious competitiveness that DEEP exhibits, but you really need an editor. Your repetitious trashing of my (more secure) HOMELAND is tedious. Please consult your many reference books, starting with the dictionary, to properly understand the concept, history and definition of MURDER as practiced through the centuries. Also check out the various entries for PILLAGE, PLUNDER, TORTURE, RAPE and COLONIZATION. See TYRANNY, DESPOTISM and OPPRESSION. Make certain you do your research in a variety of languages, particularly French, German, Russian and Arabic. Now count the number of times U.S. presidents, particularly George W. Bush, are credibly accused of these sins, then carefully digest and THINK before you continue spouting your drivel.

PRESIDENT GEORGE W. BUSH--DOING HIS CLEAR-HEADED, CLEAR-EYED DUTY AND IGNORING LIBERAL MYOPIA. THE STATE OF THE UNION IS STRONG!!!

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I remember this story as well, though I haven't read my two volumes of "Black Jack" by Frank Vandiver.

Can't do this stuff anymore, DEEP, though we often yearn for it. We were still an aggressive, male-dominated nation back then. It was both good and bad. Can't have one without the other.

DEEP: hope Patty returns to the thread. She provided the straight comments while everyone else threw curveballs. If everyone throws only curveballs, we have no direction!

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Hey, the next time y'all meet someone who's too white, I know this little seafood restaurant in Laguna Beach that will give her hepatitis. :)

Nah, Chris, I'm not too fond of "flied lice." :g

Okay, how about "honey-skinned" instead as a description?

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Can't do this stuff anymore, DEEP, though we often yearn for it.  We were still an aggressive, male-dominated nation back then.  It was both good and bad.  Can't have one without the other. 

DEEP: hope Patty returns to the thread.  She provided the straight comments while everyone else threw curveballs.   If everyone throws only curveballs, we have no direction!

Conn (a linguist),

The CIA can see to it that it gets done. Doesn't have to be outwardly done by the United States...just initiated by us.

I'm NOT suggesting Patty absquatulate...I'm just suggesting she bag the homogenization of the thread. Shit, who the fuck wants to talk about "Spike" Hughes when we can talk about getting sucked off, laid (well, apparently not in her case), and prurient pleasures.

I believe there are threads addressing the music issues...this should not be one of them. It invites the squirrelies (like Stapleton etc.) Once that happens I'm back in the soup again.

THE GROPER,

CLASP for that sign-off. One of the most disgusting things on this site is CHRISTIERN'S" Cheney's myopia is Bush's vision"

I'm glad you took a pass at that bullshit.

BTW: Patty's pet phrase for us is "Noisy neighbors to the South". I wonder how long it would take Canada to completely fold if the U.S. went under?

DEEP

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Open Call for Patty's Return:

Come back Patty!

How could you desert a thread frequented by people like DEEP and the GROPER? This is a thread about libidos and the RIGHT view of the world, but I'm sure you could feel free to discuss the ontology of their nicknames.

I do agree with DEEP that the chatter about jazz nicknames was wearing thin; in fact I didn't even read em. I was too busy speed reading for prurient comments; kinda like looking for diamonds in a pile of dung, or looking for the red M&M in a pile of browns and yellows. :P

But your goodnature and friendliness came through all that boring stuff you wrote about, Patty; and we need you to return. Don't leave me here alone with those two lechers! ;)

In short: we ask for the return of our QUIET NEIGHBOR TO THE THE NORTH.

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So, I'll go.   Clearly you'd rather talk about yourself, your accomplishments and your women.  It's your thread and I'm an unwelcome intruder.

PATTY,

BTW: Nothing is more PRETENTIOUS than someone pointing out their humility (wearing it on their sleeve so to speak). For the deletion of your post containing said transgression...CLASP !!B]

DEEP

Humility?? What humility?? I forgot where I was. Even I didn't recognize me. I should follow your very wise lead and observe a DRY season.

Of course I deleted the post.

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I should follow your very wise lead and observe a DRY season.

Of course I deleted the post.

I believe you may have come to your senses re following my lead.

I further recommend a "wet season" of a different sort.

IN SHORT: Get out and get that little blond spot right above your sphincter SOAKED!!

God knows, YOU DESERVE IT!! (Not to mention that the recommendation is very timely....the drought should come to an end).

Listen to POPS singin' "LET'S DO IT".....I think you'll get the inner message...

EVEN THE BIRDS AND THE BEES DO IT!!

FOR CHRISSAKES, EDUCATED FLEAS DO IT!!

DEEP

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Christiern,

Just read the Chalmers Johnson piece. He refers several times to "a(n) (so-called) arc of instability." IF the United States is an imperialist power, it is of necessity. We have been called upon time and again to confront totalitarian forces in this world, sometimes reluctantly. We have responded to "arcs of instability" because THEY EXIST. Are economic interests at play? Of course. That doesn't taint us any more than any other nation's efforts to participate in world markets. Even the Chinese "Communists" finally woke up to that healthy reality. The political and economic freedom that our military activities engender is the bottom line, not a statistical rant that can't see the forest for the trees.

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Conn 500,

I enjoy your semi-detachment, but I need to straighten you out re: prurience and the connotations of my handle. I repeat: my nickname long predates Arnold's recent "outing." I have been groping mentally, professionally, financially and maritally for many years. I have been married five times and have no interest in looking for a sixth miserable experience. My conjugal equipment AND libido are in DEEP hibernation.

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Conn 500,

I enjoy your semi-detachment, but I need to straighten you out re: prurience and the connotations of my handle. I repeat: my nickname long predates Arnold's recent "outing." I have been groping mentally, professionally, financially and maritally for many years. I have been married five times and have no interest in looking for a sixth miserable experience. My conjugal equipment AND libido are in DEEP hibernation.

I stand corrected, GROPE.

I guess all my stuff is in hibernation too. DEEP hasn't yet discovered the platonic apparently...

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I have been married five times and have no interest in looking for a sixth miserable experience.

Five times, GROPE?

You're supposed to ****em, not marry em! ;)

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HERE'S ONE FOR PATTY & CHRISTIERN (CANADA & ICELAND/DENMARK RESPECTIVELY)

Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe

and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did

you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV/Radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.

Judge William Young U.S. District Court.

Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything

to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the

record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and

to the religion of Allah," defiantly stated "I think I ought not

apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country."

Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below, a stinging condemnation of Reid in particular and terrorists in general.

January 30, 2003 United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: quote-Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence

the Court imposes upon you.

On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in the custody of the United States Attorney General.

On counts 2, 3, 4 and 7, the Court sentences you to 20 years in prison

on each count, the sentence on each count to run consecutive with the

other. That's 80 years.

On count 8 the Court sentences you to the mandatory 30 years

consecutive to the 80 years just imposed. The Court imposes upon you each of the

eight counts a fine of $250,000 for the aggregate fine of $2 million. The

Court accepts the government's recommendation with respect to restitution

and orders restitution in the amount of $298.17 to Andre Bousquet and

$5,784 to American Airlines. The Court imposes upon you the $800 special

assessment. The Court imposes upon you five years supervised release simply

because the law requires it. But the life sentences are real life sentences so need

go no further. This is the sentence that is provided for by our statutes. It is a

fair and just sentence. It is a righteous sentence.

Let me explain this to you. We are not afraid of you or any of your terrorist co-conspirators, Mr. Reid. We are Americans. We have been through the fire before. There is all too much war talk here. And I

say that to everyone with the utmost respect. Here in this court, where we deal with individuals as individuals, and care for individuals as individuals. As human beings, we reach out for justice. You are not an enemy combatant. You are a terrorist. You are not a soldier in any

war. You are a terrorist. To give you that reference, to call you a

soldier, gives you far too much stature. Whether it is the officers of

government who do it or your attorney who does it, or that happens to be your

view, you are a terrorist. And we do not negotiate with terrorists. We do

not treat with terrorists. We do not sign documents with terrorists. We

hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice. So war talk is way out of line in this court. You are a big fellow.

But you are not that big. You're no warrior. I know warriors. You are a terrorist. A species of criminal guilty of multiple attempted

murders. In a very real sense, State Trooper Santiago had it right when you first

were taken off that plane and into custody and you wondered where the

press and where the TV crews were, and he said you're no big deal. You're no

big deal. What your counsel, what your able counsel and what the equally able

United States attorneys have grappled with and what I have as honestly as I

know how tried to grapple with, is why you did something so horrific. What

was it that led you here to this courtroom today? I have listened respectfully to what you have to say. And I ask you to search your heart and ask yourself what sort of unfathomable hate led you to do what you are

guilty and admit you are guilty of doing. And I have an answer for you. It

may not satisfy you. But as I search this entire record, it comes as close to understanding as I know. It seems to me you hate the one thing that

is most precious. You hate our freedom. Our individual freedom. Our individual freedom to live as we choose, to come and go as we choose,

to believe or not believe as we individually choose. Here, in this society, the very winds carry freedom. They carry it everywhere from sea to shining sea. It is because we prize individual freedom so much that you are here in this beautiful courtroom. So that everyone can see, truly see that justice is administered fairly, individually, and discretely. It is for freedom's sake that your

lawyers are striving so vigorously on your behalf and have filed appeals,

will go on in their representation of you before other judges. We are about

it. Because we all know that the way we treat you, Mr. Reid, is the

measure of our own liberties.

Make no mistake though. It is yet true that we will bare any burden;

pay any price, to preserve our freedoms. Look around this courtroom. Mark

it well. The world is not going to long remember what you or I say here.

Day after tomorrow it will be forgotten. But this, however, will long

endure. Here in this courtroom and courtrooms all across America, the American people will gather to see that justice, individual justice, justice,

not war, individual justice is in fact being done.

The very President of the United States through his officers will have

to come into courtrooms and lay out evidence on which specific matters

can be judged, and juries of citizens will gather to sit and judge that evidence democratically, to mold and shape and refine our sense of justice. See that flag, Mr. Reid? That's the flag of the United States of America. That flag will fly there long after this is all forgotten. That flag stands for freedom. You know it always will.

Mr. Custody Officer. Stand him

down.------------------------------------------------------------------------

Now that is.....

DEEP

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DEEP hasn't yet discovered the platonic apparently...

Conn (A linguist),

Bitches are to be OBSCENE AND NOT HEARD.

DEEP

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HERE'S ONE FOR PATTY & CHRISTIERN (CANADA & ICELAND/DENMARK RESPECTIVELY)

Remember the guy who got on a plane with a bomb built into his shoe

and tried to light it? Did you know his trial is over? Did you know he was sentenced? Did

you see/hear any of the judge's comments on TV/Radio? Didn't think so. Everyone should hear what the judge had to say.

Judge William Young U.S. District Court.

Prior to sentencing, the Judge asked the defendant if he had anything

to say. His response: After admitting his guilt to the court for the

record, Reid also admitted his "allegiance to Osama bin Laden, to Islam, and

to the religion of Allah," defiantly stated "I think I ought not

apologize for my actions," and told the court "I am at war with your country."

Judge Young then delivered the statement quoted below, a stinging condemnation of Reid in particular and terrorists in general.

January 30, 2003 United States vs. Reid. Judge Young: quote-Mr. Richard C. Reid, hearken now to the sentence

the Court imposes upon you.

On counts 1, 5 and 6 the Court sentences you to life in prison in the custody of the United States Attorney General.

On counts 2, 3, 4 and 7, the Court sentences you to 20 years in prison

on each count, the sentence on each count to run consecutive with the

other. That's 80 years.

On count 8 the Court sentences you to the mandatory 30 years

consecutive to the 80 years just imposed. The Court imposes upon you each of the

eight counts a fine of $250,000 for the aggregate fine of $2 million. The

Court accepts the government's recommendation with respect to restitution

and orders restitution in the amount of $298.17 to Andre Bousquet and

$5,784 to American Airlines. The Court imposes upon you the $800 special

assessment. The Court imposes upon you five years supervised release simply

because the law requires it. But the life sentences are real life sentences so need

go no further. This is the sentence that is provided for by our statutes. It is a

fair and just sentence. It is a righteous sentence.

Let me explain this to you. We are not afraid of you or any of your terrorist co-conspirators, Mr. Reid. We are Americans. We have been through the fire before. There is all too much war talk here. And I

say that to everyone with the utmost respect. Here in this court, where we deal with individuals as individuals, and care for individuals as individuals. As human beings, we reach out for justice. You are not an enemy combatant. You are a terrorist. You are not a soldier in any

war. You are a terrorist. To give you that reference, to call you a

soldier, gives you far too much stature. Whether it is the officers of

government who do it or your attorney who does it, or that happens to be your

view, you are a terrorist. And we do not negotiate with terrorists. We do

not treat with terrorists. We do not sign documents with terrorists. We

hunt them down one by one and bring them to justice. So war talk is way out of line in this court. You are a big fellow.

But you are not that big. You're no warrior. I know warriors. You are a terrorist. A species of criminal guilty of multiple attempted

murders. In a very real sense, State Trooper Santiago had it right when you first

were taken off that plane and into custody and you wondered where the

press and where the TV crews were, and he said you're no big deal. You're no

big deal. What your counsel, what your able counsel and what the equally able

United States attorneys have grappled with and what I have as honestly as I

know how tried to grapple with, is why you did something so horrific. What

was it that led you here to this courtroom today? I have listened respectfully to what you have to say. And I ask you to search your heart and ask yourself what sort of unfathomable hate led you to do what you are

guilty and admit you are guilty of doing. And I have an answer for you. It

may not satisfy you. But as I search this entire record, it comes as close to understanding as I know. It seems to me you hate the one thing that

is most precious. You hate our freedom. Our individual freedom. Our individual freedom to live as we choose, to come and go as we choose,

to believe or not believe as we individually choose. Here, in this society, the very winds carry freedom. They carry it everywhere from sea to shining sea. It is because we prize individual freedom so much that you are here in this beautiful courtroom. So that everyone can see, truly see that justice is administered fairly, individually, and discretely. It is for freedom's sake that your

lawyers are striving so vigorously on your behalf and have filed appeals,

will go on in their representation of you before other judges. We are about

it. Because we all know that the way we treat you, Mr. Reid, is the

measure of our own liberties.

Make no mistake though. It is yet true that we will bare any burden;

pay any price, to preserve our freedoms. Look around this courtroom. Mark

it well. The world is not going to long remember what you or I say here.

Day after tomorrow it will be forgotten. But this, however, will long

endure. Here in this courtroom and courtrooms all across America, the American people will gather to see that justice, individual justice, justice,

not war, individual justice is in fact being done.

The very President of the United States through his officers will have

to come into courtrooms and lay out evidence on which specific matters

can be judged, and juries of citizens will gather to sit and judge that evidence democratically, to mold and shape and refine our sense of justice. See that flag, Mr. Reid? That's the flag of the United States of America. That flag will fly there long after this is all forgotten. That flag stands for freedom. You know it always will.

Mr. Custody Officer. Stand him

down.------------------------------------------------------------------------

Now that is.....

DEEP

Very eloquent.

Thanks DEEP...

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Bitches are to be OBSCENE AND NOT HEARD.

DEEP

But we want to HEAR Patty.

Patty, PLEASE come back! I don't want to be left here all alone with a lecher and a lecher-in-hibernation...

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Bitches are to be OBSCENE AND NOT HEARD.

DEEP

But we want to HEAR Patty.

Patty, PLEASE come back! I don't want to be left here all alone with a lecher and a lecher-in-hibernation...

Conn (a linguist),

I'm with you on the return of Patty. I just want her to grasp what the fuck this thread is about...AND IT AIN'T ABOUT MUSIC.

IT'S ABOUT *THE NAKED PRETZEL*, LEAPING UP AND DOWN ON EACH OTHER, SINNIN', DRUGGIN', BOOZIN', KILLIN' SANDCHUCKS, WAVING OLD GLORY, BURYIN' THE *REGIMENTAL STAFF* FOR THE HONOR OF THE REGIMENT,

ORGASMS, CLIMAXES, FAG BASHIN', ANYTHING THAT IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT...DIG??

THAT'S WHY IT'S HERE...IT'S TO LET IT ALL HANG OUT. NO ONE CAN BE OFFENDED BECAUSE IT'S MARKED OFF LIMITS TO THE THIN SKINNED.

IN SHORT: IT'S THE BACK O' THE BUS !!

IT'S *NOT* A PENTECOSTAL CARAVAN !!

DEEP

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IT'S ABOUT *THE NAKED PRETZEL*, LEAPING UP AND DOWN ON EACH OTHER, SINNIN', DRUGGIN', BOOZIN', KILLIN' SANDCHUCKS, WAVING OLD GLORY, BURYIN' THE *REGIMENTAL STAFF* FOR THE HONOR OF THE REGIMENT,

ORGASMS, CLIMAXES, FAG BASHIN', ANYTHING THAT IS NOT POLITICALLY CORRECT...DIG??

Got it Groper? :P

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