The Mule

Scott Joplin got cropped out of the picture. In the original he was just off to the right at the piano....

Another finalist for the Worst Visual Pun award...

Another one that's just WRONG on so many levels... And so is this one....

oh, of course, Les has to go get a green spacesuit just to be different....

OH MY GOD!!! Someone save her!!!! She's about to be crushed!!!!

I think this roughly translates as: "Kerstin 'Banana' Bylen & The Demon Dog From Hell."

See, this is why the Ang Lee version of THE HULK failed...the audience was really expecting the blond, not so green, Scandinavian Hulk we all loved as children...

I'll never complain about Blue Note artists covering Beatles tunes again...

?!??!??!? So...uh...what is the "story?"

I feel compelled to quote an unjustly maligned film, ISHTAR, which is about two untalented songwriters played by Warren Beatty and Dustin Hoffman. One of their songs has a lyric which goes something like this: Telling the truth/Is a dangerous business/Honest and popular don't go hand-in-hand/If you learn to play the accordian/You'll never be in a rock and roll band

hmmmm..............

Clint Eastwood...

He does love jazz. One day I was shopping at the Virgin Megastore on the Sunset Strip rummaging through the jazz section and this GIANT HAND reached over me and grabbed a cd. Somewhat startled, I turned around to see who was standing behind me and found myself looking at someone's stomach (and I'm 6' tall). I looked UP and finally saw that Kareem was standing behind me. He said hello, as did I, and we both continued to browse. As I recall, he was looking at the Duke Ellington discs...

If anyone's a James Ellroy fan, he wrote a great short story called "Dick Contino's Blues" which is based on a real-life incident in Contino's rather dramatic life. You should check it out. The story is a great nostaligia trip through 1950s LA...

Why he's "one of America's 12 Master Salesmen!" Sez so right there on the record...

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...or you could just play the latest Britney Spears album really loud...

This one's a big hit with the troops in Iraq....

Yeah, it's the "music."

Words fail...

Good. Go.

I've said it before and I'll say it again...."wow"...

I have nothing to add...

Didn't he cut a few sides with Django?