JSngry Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Little Debbie® is fresh from the horse show with her pony Oatmeal Creme - and they've won a blue ribbon! Little Debbie® comes dressed in overalls and gingham shirt, boots and trademark straw cowgirl hat. Oatmeal Creme comes with a saddle, bridle, blanket, brush and includes a blue bow around the tail. http://www.littledebbie.com/shop/Breyer_OatmealCreme.asp Is this a porn movie waiting to happen, or what? "Oatmeal Creme" inDEED! Little Debbie got the DEVIL in her heart! Quote
JSngry Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 I see that Little Debbie's door swings both ways! Little Debbie got the DEVIL in her heart! Quote
catesta Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 I see that Little Debbie's door swings both ways! Little Debbie got the DEVIL in her heart! They look like trouble. Jim, are you sure the chick standing next to the horse is Little Debbie? It looks more like her older sister Gina. Or was Little Debbie all growed up when the picture was taken? Look at the size of that brush in her hand! Quote
JSngry Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 And look at the size of that baseball bat and that karakoke mike/personal massager/whatever it is that her party pals come to the door with! I tell you - Little Debbie got the DEVIL in her heart! Quote
JSngry Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 Or was Little Debbie all growed up when the picture was taken? Little Debbie done BEEN all growed up. Little Debbie got the DEVIL in her heart! Quote
JSngry Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 Look at the size of that brush in her hand! Yeah, what else can you do with that besides make oatmeal creme? Quote
catesta Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Look at the size of that brush in her hand! Yeah, what else can you do with that besides make oatmeal creme? I think you're right. She does indeed, got the DEVIL in her heart. Quote
mgraham333 Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Is this a porn movie waiting to happen, or what? "Oatmeal Creme" inDEED! Might as well bring this up now...I can't make things in here much worse... Speaking of porn titles.... Have you ever noticed that Matt Damon's movie titles are easily adapted to porn titles. For instance: Good Will Humping Shagging Private Ryan or Shaving Ryan's Privates Reach-a-rounders The Talented Mr. Nipply The Porn Identity/Supremacy Stuck On You (leave that one as is, or change the first letter) Quote
catesta Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 Time to pick-a-party! I'm going to pick the one that has unlimited booze, minor amounts of narcotics (for those that do), and plenty of wild and crazy, chicks! Please leave the baseball bats and stuffed turkey or whatever the kid in the chef's hat is holding, at the door! Quote
Man with the Golden Arm Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 So now we know what them things are filled with. And here I was worried about the partially hydrogenated high fructose stuff. sheesh! Quote
JSngry Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 sheesh! Now THAT'S disgusting! Quote
catesta Posted January 4, 2005 Report Posted January 4, 2005 That might explain the big brush. Maybe it's time Little Debbie considers a different kind of Pinto. Quote
JSngry Posted January 4, 2005 Author Report Posted January 4, 2005 Why, so her rear end can go up in flames? She's already GOT that bigass brush for crissakes! Quote
JSngry Posted January 5, 2005 Author Report Posted January 5, 2005 Like she knew what (or who) was coming? Quote
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