The Mule Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Neil Armstrong's historic moon landing, suppressed for 34 years . . . . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Uh, could you add a warning? It's my daughter's birthday, my mom's visiting, and hearing about the fucking moon came as a bit of a surprise. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Christmas Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Right on! This is audio inspired by an Onion story from Our Dumb Century. I almost pissed myself the first time I read it. Hearing it almost yielded the same results. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Christmas Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Shame on you, Jim. Surfing the web on your daughter's b-day and with your mom in town. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Wheel Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 (edited) A similarly themed series can be found here (note: most of the cursing is censored). The third episode is my favorite by far. Edited August 23, 2003 by Big Wheel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted August 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Uh, could you add a warning? It's my daughter's birthday, my mom's visiting, and hearing about the fucking moon came as a bit of a surprise. Sorry, man, but Joe is right. Tsk. Tsk. (Plus, if I warned you it wouldn't have been AS FUNNY!) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JSngry Posted August 23, 2003 Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Hey, they were in various stages of wandering in and out of the bathroom! And now they're changing to go out for an afternoon at on of those bigass game complexes with lasertag, bowling, and every video game known to mankind all under one airconditioned roof. We got a big dinner planned late this afternoon at a Japanese steakhouse, and I spent the morning surfing the web with her buying Shonen Knife CDs. All in all, quite a full day, plus I got an 8pm gig this evening. I takes my breaks when I can! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Mule Posted August 23, 2003 Author Report Share Posted August 23, 2003 Hey, they were in various stages of wandering in and out of the bathroom! And now they're changing to go out for an afternoon at on of those bigass game complexes with lasertag, bowling, and every video game known to mankind all under one airconditioned roof. We got a big dinner planned late this afternoon at a Japanese steakhouse, and I spent the morning surfing the web with her buying Shonen Knife CDs. All in all, quite a full day, plus I got an 8pm gig this evening. I takes my breaks when I can! Remember when a birthday party was having the family over for some cake? Man, I tell my son about my birthday parties when I was a kid and he looks at me as if I'm insane... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jazzmoose Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 Remember when a birthday party was having the family over for some cake? Man, I tell my son about my birthday parties when I was a kid and he looks at me as if I'm insane... No shit! Now if you don't have a clown, a ride, and at least three exotic animals, a trip to Chuck E. Cheese, and a phone call from the White House, your kid's so embarrassed they won't go to school the next day! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Christmas Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 No shit! Now if you don't have a clown, a ride, and at least three exotic animals, a trip to Chuck E. Cheese, and a phone call from the White House, your kid's so embarrassed they won't go to school the next day! Double no shit! Last year it was Disneyland. This year it's a three-week trip in an RV. Next year it's pudding with a candle in it, so help me Moses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shrdlu Posted August 24, 2003 Report Share Posted August 24, 2003 I always thought that that was filmed in Arizona (though Burbank, CA would have been able to do it). Assuming that this audio has not been cooked up as a gag, old Neil baby sure was daring God to strike him down, walking on God's moon (if he actually did) and cursing that strongly - this is "sailor blush" stuff. What a toilet mouth! I listened to that last interview with Pres (just before he died, and included in the 8 CD Verve set), and although that was coarse, Pres could kinda do it in a friendly way that was not so offensive (I'm just sad that he died so tragically), but this Armstrong sound byte is just sheer horrible, with no panache. Yechh! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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