December Telethon: Money for Organissimo

[AllenLowe]

ok sensitive ones, we're raising money for this web site and time to put our petty personal squabbles aside - it's not my fault there is a surfeit of STDs among members of this board; personally I am unashamed of my chronic gonorrhea, and the Doc says that the thing on the back of my thigh should clear up any day now -

time to give $$$$$$$ - I've given away one free volume of Devilin Tune already - also, between now and XMAS, I will sell any volume of Devilin Tune for $35 shipped and give $10 to Organissimo -

give until it hurts, or at least until your Urologist puts you on Amoxicillin - (see Frank Zappa for details) -

[AllenLowe]

bump for cash -

[AllenLowe]

and just to let people know, the prior thread about this was cut due to objections to the way I characterized someone, in relation to a forbidden disease - my apologies. I did want to mention, however, the thousands of supportive emails I received when I was called a boob on this web site -

(theme music: "I'm gonna sit right down and write myself a letter/and make believe it came from you ") -

[AllenLowe]

we believe you, Allen, and just wanted to let you know that we think you are of above-average intelligence -

[AllenLowe]

personally I think he's cribbed everything he knows from Larry Kart -

[AllenLowe]

keep me out of your sordid feuds, Lowe - if you wanna pretend someone's talking about you, use Nessa -

-L.K.

[AllenLowe]

I wouldn't hurt a fly....

[AllenLowe]

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[AllenLowe]

come on guys - let's get some small contributions - 5$ or $10 - $3.99? Is it something I said?

[AllenLowe]

is it my imagination, or am I talking to myself here?

[AllenLowe]

I think it's your imagination -

[AllenLowe]

thanks -

[neveronfriday]

it's not my fault there is a surfeit of STDs among members of this board;

That would be "sexually transmitted diseases", right?