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I got a fortune cookie today, with the following fortune:

"Avoid the opposite sex today. Yeah, right!" lol

Funny thing was, I had just earlier managed to tick off a female friend of mine for reasons I don't really understand. Maybe there is something to this fortune!

Even funnier (to me) was the back side of the fortune, which typically teach you a word or phrase in Chinese. Today's lesson is "Still Single" (Mae yao jeh huan).

Well yeah, I'm gonna be single if I'm avoiding the opposite sex!!! :P

Anybody else get any entertaining fortunes?

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Even funnier (to me) was the back side of the fortune, which typically teach you a word or phrase in Chinese.

You gotta start eating at more..."authentic" joints. Those cookies will have lottery # picks.

$750,000.00 of my first $1,000,000.00 were earned this way.

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