Inanimate Objects That Sound Like Famous Jazz Musicians Thread

[RDK]

http://gawker.com/5935677/this-squeaky-parking-garage-door-sounds-just-like-miles-davis-bitches-brew?utm_campaign=socialflow_gawker_twitter&utm_source=gawker_twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

[JSngry]

Is this any way to market jazz?

[Spontooneous]

Is this any way to market doors?

[JSngry]

Would fewer people like doors if they thought they were jazz?

[Free For All]

Maybe it was a cellar door.

[cih]

you can get into a door if you go to it.. it won't come to you

[Spontooneous]

I can't believe that this has been up for 24 hours and there isn't yet a corresponding Famous Jazz Musicians That Sound Like Inanimate Objects thread. Y'all are slippin'. Honestly, do I have to do all the work around here?

[RDK]

I can't believe that this has been up for 24 hours and there isn't yet a corresponding Famous Jazz Musicians That Sound Like Inanimate Objects thread. Y'all are slippin'. Honestly, do I have to do all the work around here?

Well my wife thinks that a lot of the jazz I listen to sounds like the screams of a dying cat... but a cat's not (at least quite yet) inanimate.

[JSngry]

I can't believe nobody's remembered this famous Miles quote...

http://books.google.com/books?id=DdPSBcuKzdsC&pg=PA125&lpg=PA125&dq=If+a+door+squeaked+we+could+call+out+the+exact+pitch.&source=bl&ots=IbJZ0zwV3V&sig=NZYNLeRVWlXnM_AX1LF88td65m0&sa=X&ei=k_cvUM6kIpDdqwHi_4GgAg&ved=0CA0Q6AEwAQ#v=onepage&q=If%20a%20door%20squeaked%20we%20could%20call%20out%20the%20exact%20pitch.&f=false

[TedR]

I never realized that one of Miles' influences could have been squeaky doors. (RDK, your link was a real hit at last night's party!)

[robertoart]

Having heard that, I believe there must be a Billy Bang door out there. I will remain vigilant.