There's at least a short story in this...maybe even a movie script.

[Dmitry]

So I'm cruising the local CL ads and stumble on this here..

https://providence.craigslist.org/clt/d/stolen-records-please-help/6570781234.html

 

 

First off let me state that im more interested in who stole them and not so much worried about getting them back. Im pretty sure a family member has been helping themself to some pretty rare lps.. I will offer a reward of $200 cash for confirmation of the thief. The two most notable lps are The Heath Brothers Marchin on Strata East SES19766 and the Charlie Mingus Jazz Pithecantjropus Erectus Atlantic 1237. Im sure the person has taken many more but will not have access in the future. Again, im not worried about the items and there will not be police involvement but for my own sanity I Need to know who stole them.. Any help would be greatly appreciated and i will hand over 2 one hundred dollar bills on the spot if you can help... my cell isshow contact info
mike sullivan... thanks for your time...

[JSngry]

Is a Jerry Valburn joke out of place here?