BillF

Successive governments have set out to fuck the UK postal service through piecemeal privatisation and the process continues ...

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The Archie Shepp Quartet with Siegfried Kessler, Cameron Brown and Clifford Jarvis recorded in 1977 in concert in Turin. Was happier with "Lush Life" and Dameron's "Clean Is the Scene" than with the opening "A Message From Trane", which was 28 minutes long and at blisteringly high tempo. Sound and visuals more or less adequate.

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Congratulations, Vic! I'm 3 1/2 years behind you, first buying jazz records in 1957.

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So sorry to hear that, Bill. I recommend lots of music therapy.

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