carnivore

Snipcock and Tweed Balls Bros. Kelly's Tool and Pipe Works

Thingers Unlimited Thingers and Thongwriters Bernadette and her Thong (Sorry!!!!!!!)

Peeping Tom Spring-heeled Jack The Green Man

It's along time since I've listened to a new LP, but back in the 1980s we would, as producers, be provided with test pressings to which we would listen carefully, in order to detect faults on the metal discs from which the LPs would be pressed. Often there would be much to-ing and fro-ing with the factory before satisfactory results were achieved. I can't imagine that this level of care could possibly remain in today's economic climate and 'post-industrial' world. The other problems that exercised us with the production of LPs was that of over-modulation at the end of the side, especially if it was long, producing distortion if not handled carefully at the disc cutting stage, and excess high frequency at the original recording stage which could produce a signal that most average domestic quality record players could not easily handle. A Pablo LP that I have of a Zoot Sims date on which he plays 'Never Let Me Go' was so carelessly cut that it is almost unplayable..

Lover - Stan Kenton Lonesome Lover - Isham Jones Down in Lovers' Lane - Paul Robeson Loverman - Billie Holiday Loverman - Charlie Parker next: SUIT

Minnie Mouse Minnie Driver A Mini Driver

Baldilocks Baldur Von Schirach Norma Shearer

Ayn Rand Charles Atlas Elizabeth Mapp

Papa's in Bed with his Britches on - Una Mae Carlisle The Bed Song - Jerry Kruger Empty Bed Blues - Bessie Smith Rocks in My Bed - Duke Ellington Don't Make Me Go To Bed and I'll Be Good - Red Foley Next: Leg

absolutely - start with the Columbia and then, later, get the Decca - then the Commodore. There's loads of good stuff on the Verve but her voice, by this time, is in bad shape.

Nobby Stiles J. Fred Knobloch J. Arthur Rank

Pass Out Lightly - Bennie Moten Pass the Biscuits Mirandy - Spike Jones Pass Me By Like You Never Know Me - Shel Silverstein Pass the Jug - Frank Melrose Pass(ing) Strangers - Sarah Vaughan next: Weird

Danny Kaye Sammy Kaye K.

Castor & Pollux Castor McCord The Plaster Casters of Chicago

Oh Baby Mine - The Four Knights Mine - Tommy Dorsey If You Were Mine - Billie Holiday You Can't Be Mine - Billie Holiday You're Mine You - Sarah Vaughan Next: Perfume

John Selwyn Gummer Selwyn Lloyd Lloyd Blankfein

Hugh Cudlipp Joe Lippman Vincent 'The Chin' Gigante

Chasin' the Lion - Leo Parker Chasin' with Chase - Lionel Hampton Chasin' Chippies - Cootie Williams Chasing Shadows - Putney Dandridge Chasing All the Blues Away - Claude Hopkins next: Thousand

Nigel Planer Humphrey Carpenter Frank Teschmacher

Blue Drag - Freddy Taylor Draggin' My Heart Around - Fats Waller Minor Drag - Fats Waller 5 o'Clock Drag - Duke Ellington Drag 'Em - Mary Lou Williams Next: Plum(b)

'Spiral' Agnew Oliver Twist Bent Persson

I've Never Seen - Helen Merrill I've Got You Under My Skin - Frank Sinatra I've Got Five Dollars - Red McKenzie When I've Been Drinking - Jimmy Witherspoon I've Never Seen a Straight Banana - Fred Waring next: NOTHING

Chauncey Haughton Chauncey Morehouse Chance the Gardener

Carrie Nation Carrie Jacobs Bond Carrie Mebackto-Old-Virginnie

The Last Time I Saw Paris - Tony Martin Paris Blues - Duke Ellington How ya gonna keep em down on the farm, after they've seen Paree - James Reese Europe I Love Paris - Ella Fitzgerald April in Paris - Count Basie next: Banana