carnivore

Uma Thurman James Thurber The Middle aged Man on the Flying Trapeze

Marian the Librarian Will Marion Cook The Cook, The Thief, his Wife and her lover

tantalizing

Little Nell Little Dorrit Eric, or Little by Little

I think we are suffering from having had several generations of critics who have diminished and scorned the idea of playing melodically with attention to beauty of sound and tone. Bill Perkins once said 'I love to play ballads but these days if I do I'm always expecting a bottle to come flying past my head.'

Ring Lardner Fatty Arbuckle Porky Cohen

Aaron Sachs Wallet and Grommis Pursey Heath

Black Pete Nat Cole Cyril Coke

Old Crow Bourbon - why pay more?

Jack Hoffman Jacques Offenbach Jackanapes

Uncle Mac Whiskey Mac Phil McCavity the Irish Dentist

(That's the Bues) Dad (Slap Her Down Agin) Paw (Pitter Panther) Pater

Stan Laurel Stanley Kowalski Stella!

U Thant Eubie Blake Don Ewell

Sonny Bono Bono Napoleon

Wham Bam Brown The Brown Bomber

Buggins Juggins Muggins

AC-DC Fred Ohms François Marie Voltaire

Old Bushmill Paddy John Power

Ginger Meggs Boofhead Bluey and Curley (for any Ockers on the list)

The Erlking Burled in Earl Burl Ives

Phil Spectrum Ultra-Violet Carson Infra-Red Riding Hood

NYJO NORK Grover Norquist

My Yiddishe Momma Mommy Dearest Mr. Mom

Jobsworths Crossing Nazis Alla Nazimova