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Coop Freddie Greene Peter King

Quentin Crisp Vic Oliver Madeleine Allbright

William Pitt, The Younger Zasu Pitts Madame Zajj

Ivy Benson Ina Ray Hutton Phil Spitalny

Dr. Chasuble Bunbury Bunny Berigan

The Sheik of Araby Egyptian Ella The Wah Wah Girl from Agua Caliente

Kittly Carlisle Allan Jones Margaret Dumont

Cab Calloway Cab Kaye Lou Hackney

Baby Face Nelson Louis 'Big Eye' Nelson Horatio 'Kiss Me Hardy' Nelson

George Brunies Wendell Brunious Philippe Brun

General Custer General Mola Miff Mole

Hine VSOP Cognac

Louis Armstrong - Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man...Smithsonian/Sony.

Jutta Hipp Mona Lott Lot's Wife

Irving Prestopnik Matty Matlock Hank d'Amico

Abdul Abulbul Emir Ivan Skavinsky-Skavar The Bastard from the Bush

David Letterman Norman Mailer Neil Postman

Volker Schlondorff Werner Herzog Rainer Werner Fassbinder

Dudley Davenport Maurice Denham Sam Costa

Panama Hattie Rio Rita Dolores del Rio

Cue Hodges Gladys Hampton Ennis Hylton

Knocker White Nosher Powell John Prescott

...and based in DC, the Cultural Armpit of the Nation? Quel boondoggle. Why not hand it over to the Smithsonian - an organization full of people who do nothing all day. On the other hand, imagine the premises that would have to be rented, renovated, the support staff that would have to be sought, evaluated and paid at least GS 13 salaries and the fun in building an ethnically-balanced personnel. DC could make this run for a decade before any cash found its way to deserving artistes.

Mr. Sloane Mr. Jelly Mr. Five by Five

Tiny Tim Weely Little Tich