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AfricaBrass

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  1. It's been working out.... ba da bump!
  2. Hey! The Snosberries taste like Snosberries!
  3. Why is the room spinning?!? Why is everyone grinning??!!??
  4. Why is the room spinning?!?
  5. Bendoverthars. Ouch! I know they play lietars in Joeblowkistan.
  6. Would it be a bigger insult if someone told me I was "threetarded" instead of "retarded". When you're "retarded" you've only been "tarded" twice, but "threetarded" would be three times as tarded.
  7. almost
  8. What do you mean? And....uh....he's Norah Jones father? I have some of his records. Great stuff!
  9. This is anarchy! The lunatics have taken over the asylum.
  10. because Greenland is Danish? Why is Iceland green and Greenland icy?
  11. What do you mean?
  12. and why couldn't they find Gilligan's Island? We do have the technology.
  13. An oxymoron has acne.
  14. If you've ever worked in the business world, you have your answer already.
  15. Why did I ditch so many science classes? don't you know? I can't remember....
  16. jazz question: what do the liquid Mercury and the label Mercury do have in common? Does "have in common" mean "to be a communist"? ubu All I can say is "better Red than Fred or Ned."
  17. Why did I ditch so many science classes?
  18. The bigger question is: Why is seaweed still on the streets in the first place, instead of behind bars?
  19. I still can't see why anyone would have a problem with this thread. You never know, maybe we'll get a jazz question sometime.
  20. Work. Why is it so hard to get back to?
  21. Because young tropopause has tired of boring beer and pot, and he has discovered hard drugs. We need to have an intervention for tropopause as soon as possible! I'll get MacKenzie Phillips to come. She knows how to get people off drugs.
  22. My guess is it that is what happens when you're stuck in a crowded city bus on a very hot day.
  23. Good ol' 7/4. The man of a thousand questions! So, what's the allure of Meth. Is it that emaciated appearance, the frequent trips to jail, the lack of peace? Some people just know how to live!
  24. I used to think that when I was a little kid. I also thought my parents had dinosaurs as pets when they were young.
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