Brownian Motion

Stix Hooper Cutty Cutshall Jabbo Smith

Winston Groom Red Grooms Bridey Murphy

Lots of good clean fun here.

Adam Gopnik Eve Arden Citizen Kane

The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse The Five Little Peppers Texas Pete

Baby Face Nelson Pretty Boy Floyd Billy the Kid

Peck Morrison Pookie Dookie Coleman Choo Choo Coleman Walter Johnson O'Neill Spencer

Happy Jack Jumpin' Jack Flash I'm All Right, Jack Jack-In-the-Box Wendy McDonald

For my money the best Buck Clayton is found on the Keynote sides he recorded with Lester Young. These were reissued as "The Complete Lester Young on Keynote" about 10 years ago, and, though OOP, can still be found a a reasonable price.

Babe Didrikson Zaharias Ina Balin Woods, Ron

Tiger Woods Tigger Trigger

These showed up in my email this morning. An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have ya been?" "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk. "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening." "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile. "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?" "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf." ====================================== Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner, as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may I come in?" he asks. "I've somethin'to tell ya." "Of course you can come in, you're always welcome, Tim. But where's my husband?" "That's what I'm here to be telling ya, Brenda. There was an accident down at the Guinness brewery..." "Oh, God no!" cries Brenda. "Please don't tell me.." "I must, Brenda. Your husband Shamus is dead and gone. I'm sorry." Finally, she looked up at Tim. "How did it happen, Tim?" "It was terrible, Brenda. He fell into a vat of Guinness Stout and drowned." "Oh my dear Jesus! But you must tell me true, Tim. Did he at least go quickly?" "Well, no Brenda... no. Fact is, he got out three times to pee." ======================================== Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after his Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's terrible. Tell me, Mary, did he have any last requests?" She says, "That he did, Father..." The priest says, "What did he ask, Mary?" She says, "He said, 'Please Mary, put down that gun...'" =========================================== AND THE BEST FOR LAST: A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention but the drunk just sits there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, there's no paper on this side either".

Thanks Skid! This is exactly what I need.

And if so, what would I need in order to do it?

Lovely Rita Rita Skeeter Skeeter Davis

Richard Whiting Sidney Blackmer Sonny Red Bunny Yeager Little Bunny Foo Foo Frank O'Hara

Anson Williams Potsie Ralph Malph Draco Malfoy Raymond Moley Bubber Miley

Gerry Mulligan Spike Milligan Harry Secombe Kookie Crazy Guggenheim Squirrel Nutkin

Terry Schiavo Dr. Bill Frist The Wizard of Oz

Ted Stanger Stewart O'Grady Jason Mason Thomas Nason Joan Payson Ed Bouchee

Dazzy Vance Buzzy Drootin Lizzie McGuire

Edward Hoagland Hoagland Carmichael Judy Carmichael

Alvin Alban Barkley Alben Berg

And many more of them!

Gus Viseur Bib Monville Bibi Rovère Bibi Andersson Red Ryder Walker Evans