Internet signatures/quotes spotted & enjoyed

[ghost of miles]

From another board:

Never argue with an idiot. First he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience.

Edited June 24, 2004 by ghost of miles

[WD45]

From another board:

Never argue with an idiot. First he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience.

How about:

Never argue with an idiot. Bystanders might not be able to tell the difference between you.

[ghost of miles]

From another board:

Never argue with an idiot.  First he'll drag you down to his level and then beat you with experience.

How about:

Never argue with an idiot. Bystanders might not be able to tell the difference between you.

Sounds like the politics forum to me! B)

[catesta]

From our own RDK.

"If you donot have tis album, you are stupid ass-donkey moron who no like jazz!!!"

I think this came from the BNBB.

Edited June 24, 2004 by catesta

[Joe G]

What about Big Al's current sig:

Does anybody really read this stuff down here?!?!?

I guess we've answered that question.

[ghost of miles]

From our own RDK.

"If you donot have tis album, you are stupid ass-donkey moron who no like jazz!!!"

I think this came from the BNBB.

Yes, that's one of my faves as well.

[ghost of miles]

From Edmund Morris' strange piece on Reagan in a recent New Yorker:

His personal taste never advanced beyond the first affectations of the nouveau riche. Hence the Corum twenty-dollar-face wristwatch, the Countess Mara ties, the Glen checks too large or too pale, and a weekend tartan blazer that was, in Bertie Wooster’s phrase, “rather sudden, till you got used to it.”

[RDK]

From our own RDK.

"If you donot have tis album, you are stupid ass-donkey moron who no like jazz!!!"

I think this came from the BNBB.

Yep, it's an authentic BNBB album "review." I only wish I were clever enough to make something like that up!

[Indestructible!]

Hi Ray,

Hey man, you gots to know the REAL history of your own signature! It didn't come from the old BNBB, it came from a review of a Miles Davis CD (Birth of the Cool, I believe it was) on the actual Blue Note company's website.

In fact, your signature wasn't even the best review of the CD given... For a few short days, there was a review by a guy who claimed that he and his "lover" used to listen to BOTC while getting off in some strange homoerotic sexcapades. It was hilarious! I pointed this out to the old BNBB, and then a few days later the suits at Blue Note took down the reviews. A pity, really...

PSA good deed done for the day... "The More You Know"...

Cheers,

Shane

Edited July 13, 2004 by Indestructible!

[RDK]

Hey Shane - of course you're right. I actually meant that it came from the BN site and the not the forum. Brain fart on my part. I did, however, forget the specific album the guy was refering to.

And I certainly do recall the other "review" as well. I thought I saved it somewhere, but can no longer find it. It was wonderfully vulgar.

[Indestructible!]

Hi Ray,

Oh man, if you saved that quote somewhere, I'd consider putting it in as my own signature! It was too funny!!!

Although, I gotta admit, I still laugh pretty much every time I read your sig! B)

Cheers,

Shane

[ghost of miles]

Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a great battle.--Philo