Man with the Golden Arm Posted September 9, 2004 Report Posted September 9, 2004 Dog Shoots Man? That's News! PENSACOLA, Fla., Sept. 9, 2004 (AP) Deputies say a man in Pensacola, Florida, who was trying to shoot seven puppies was shot by one of the dogs. The man was holding two of the shepherd-mix puppies when one of them wiggled and put its paw on the trigger of the man's .38-caliber revolver, making it discharge. Escambia County deputies say 37-year-old Jerry Bradford was shot in the wrist and was treated at an undisclosed hospital. To top it off, the sheriff's office issued an arrest warrant charging Bradford with felony animal cruelty. He says he was shooting the 3-month-old pups because he couldn't find another home for them. Three of the puppies were found in a shallow grave behind his house, the other four were taken by animal control, which intends for them to be adopted. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted September 9, 2004 Report Posted September 9, 2004 Wait a minute...I know I read somewhere that the constitution guarantees the right to arm bears, but puppies? Quote
JSngry Posted September 9, 2004 Report Posted September 9, 2004 When guns are outlawed, only puppies will have guns. Quote
chris olivarez Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 instant karma. My sister had a dog named Karma. Quote
chris olivarez Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 I bet that guy will think twice before he barks up the wrong tree . Quote
JSngry Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 instant karma. My sister had a dog named Karma. My karma ran over my dogma. Quote
chris olivarez Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 instant karma. My sister had a dog named Karma. My karma ran over my dogma. Woof!!! Quote
DTMX Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 "I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? Arf!" Quote
DTMX Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Suspects still at large, presumed adorable. Quote
Jazzmoose Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 Guns don't kill assholes; puppies kill assholes! Quote
Free For All Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 (edited) No, habaneros kill assholes. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Love Is A Burning Thing And It Makes A Fiery Ring Bound By Wild Desire I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire I Went Down, Down, Down And The Flames Went Higher And It Burns, Burns, Burns The Ring Of Fire The Ring Of Fire The Taste Of Love Is Sweet When Hearts Like Ours Meet I Fell For You Like A Child Oh, But The Fire Went Wild I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire I Went Down, Down, Down And The Flames Went Higher And It Burns, Burns, Burns The Ring Of Fire The Ring Of Fire And It Burns, Burns, Burns The Ring Of Fire The Ring Of Fire Edited September 10, 2004 by Free For All Quote
Jazzmoose Posted September 10, 2004 Report Posted September 10, 2004 No, habaneros kill assholes. Whoa...an anus-clenching ouch just thinking about it... Quote
BruceH Posted September 12, 2004 Report Posted September 12, 2004 Why didn't the guy just drown the puppies in a sack like a NORMAL person would? Quote
Use3D Posted September 12, 2004 Report Posted September 12, 2004 No, habaneros kill assholes. Mr. Bungle - My Ass is on Fire Impotence Boomerang I'll stab you Clumps of hair In the sink Who's hiding Things from me? You knew all along, goddammit But you wouldn't tell me Well, look at you now It's not funny, my ass is on fire Paraplegic, inhuman liar Carve a smile On your face Everything's great Suffocate It's beyond my control...I'm coming! Boo Redundant... Boring Quote
Man with the Golden Arm Posted September 13, 2004 Author Report Posted September 13, 2004 a local North Shore establishment! why not get a shirt too!! Quote
catesta Posted September 13, 2004 Report Posted September 13, 2004 He says he was shooting the 3-month-old pups because he couldn't find another home for them. Three of the puppies were found in a shallow grave behind his house, the other four were taken by animal control, which intends for them to be adopted. Too bad the dog missed the guy's head. Quote
chris olivarez Posted September 14, 2004 Report Posted September 14, 2004 (edited) No, habaneros kill assholes. Mine got killed more often than that Kenny Dude in South Park!!! Edited September 14, 2004 by chris olivarez Quote
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