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Dog Shoots Man? That's News!

PENSACOLA, Fla., Sept. 9, 2004

(AP)  Deputies say a man in Pensacola, Florida, who was trying to shoot seven puppies was shot by one of the dogs.

The man was holding two of the shepherd-mix puppies when one of them wiggled and put its paw on the trigger of the man's .38-caliber revolver, making it discharge.

Escambia County deputies say 37-year-old Jerry Bradford was shot in the wrist and was treated at an undisclosed hospital. To top it off, the sheriff's office issued an arrest warrant charging Bradford with felony animal cruelty.

He says he was shooting the 3-month-old pups because he couldn't find another home for them.

Three of the puppies were found in a shallow grave behind his house, the other four were taken by animal control, which intends for them to be adopted.

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"I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk? Arf!"

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No, habaneros kill assholes.

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Love Is A Burning Thing

And It Makes A Fiery Ring

Bound By Wild Desire

I Fell Into A Ring Of Fire

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire

I Went Down, Down, Down

And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns

The Ring Of Fire

The Ring Of Fire

The Taste Of Love Is Sweet

When Hearts Like Ours Meet

I Fell For You Like A Child

Oh, But The Fire Went Wild

I Fell Into A Burning Ring Of Fire

I Went Down, Down, Down

And The Flames Went Higher

And It Burns, Burns, Burns

The Ring Of Fire

The Ring Of Fire

And It Burns, Burns, Burns

The Ring Of Fire

The Ring Of Fire

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No, habaneros kill assholes.

Mr. Bungle - My Ass is on Fire

Impotence

Boomerang

I'll stab you

Clumps of hair

In the sink

Who's hiding

Things from me?

You knew all along, goddammit

But you wouldn't tell me

Well, look at you now

It's not funny, my ass is on fire

Paraplegic, inhuman liar

Carve a smile

On your face

Everything's great

Suffocate

It's beyond my control...I'm coming!

Boo

Redundant...

Boring

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He says he was shooting the 3-month-old pups because he couldn't find another home for them.

Three of the puppies were found in a shallow grave behind his house, the other four were taken by animal control, which intends for them to be adopted.

Too bad the dog missed the guy's head. :angry:

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