BERIGAN Posted June 9, 2003 Report Share Posted June 9, 2003 Got this in an email, thought it was funny...can't think of any to add, but don't let that stop YOU The Washington Post annually asks readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners: Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting sex. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit) Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious bummer. Glibido: All talk and no action. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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connoisseur series500 Posted June 9, 2003 Report Share Posted June 9, 2003 I've been known to act like an "ignoranus" from time to time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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