Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly

[BERIGAN]

Got this in an email, thought it was funny...can't think of any to add, but don't let that stop YOU

The Washington Post annually asks readers to take any word from the

dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and

supply a new definition. Here are some recent winners:

Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you

realize it was your money to start with.

Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting

sex.

Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who

doesn't get it.

Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (this one got extra credit)

Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad

vibes, right? And then, like, the earth explodes and it's like, a serious

bummer.

Glibido: All talk and no action.

Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come

at you rapidly.

Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ass...

[Jim Alfredson]

[connoisseur series500]

I've been known to act like an "ignoranus" from time to time.