Life in the West Village

[rostasi]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/nyc/179331455.html

Date: 2006-07-07, 11:11AM EDT

Dear Transvestite Sitting On My Stoop,

It was so nice to see you last night! To see a warm

smiling, deer-in-the-headlights face looking up at me

from my one step stoop as I staggered back to my

building after an exhausting day of doctor's

appointments and other various emotionally draining

activities was simply a pure joy. And then! You gave

me the gift that I never could have hoped to receive!

From beneath your oh-so-fashionable mini jean skirt,

what did I see? Oh! Could that be?? Your penis?!?!

Why, yes, yes it was! Oh, and were you sitting on my

step, my lucky lucky step and using it as a toilet?

YOU WERE! How wonderful! My, you really did have to

go, didn't you? You just couldn't stop yourself could

you? I mean, really, I understand, I often feel the

need to sit in the middle of one of the busiest

streets in the whole fucking city and use it for my

own toilet. I regularly just sit down whenever the

mood strikes and let 'er rip. I can understand that a

trash can or sewer wasn't good enough, really. And I

know that even though the Hudson River is just a few

hundred feet away, my stoop was obviously the MOST

perfect place for you to take that 5 minute leak. Yes,

I understand, you couldn't risk your oh-so-fashionable

outfit getting mussed in any way by walking down to

the water, or anyplace that wasn't my stoop, really. I

can't blame you, it is engineered just perfectly to

double as a toilet. Maybe I'll try it some time

myself. Thanks for the idea! I hope you don't mind!

And while I'm at it, Transvestite Sitting On My Stoop,

I'd like to thank you for whispering to me about how

you have a weak bladder as I was trying to desperately

to get into my building without stepping into the huge

puddle of piss growing at my feet, and simultaneously

begging me for five dollars and pleading with me not

to call the cops. Your dulcet tones so close to my

ear, well, they sent shivers down my spine. It was an

expereince unlike any other I've had yet living in

this city. And also, I'd like to take this opportunity

to thank you for showing me your penis so completely,

it's all I see when I close my eyes now, with its full

stream of urine falling like a little sterile

waterfall upon the sidewalk, I surely will be having

dreams about it for weeks. Thank you so much,

Transvestite Sitting On My Stoop, really, I hope we

meet again soon.

With all my love and devotion,

Em.

[clifford_thornton]

I sure would like to meet that Emily...